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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

 
I haven't said a word to her and she invites me over all the time. He really is a dumb and lazy individual. I started calling him bigfagtheory since he originates from Cleveland. My sister is 8 months pregnant and he's making her get up and serve him. He has no respect for her.
I find it hard to believe you are able to keep silent //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

In any event maybe she enjoys being treated like a slave. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif She deserves him for whoring it up.

 
no wai that is mot.

I just got busted for using the f-word at work.
fuck them.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.
thats their fult for wishing such stupid things.

No, the next time is a write-up and negatively affecting performance appraisal.
It's kind of a big deal...I got way too comfortable I guess.
tell them i said **** them. That way you dont get in trouble for it.

I just got occused of being a yankee for asking for toast, sausage, and gravy. Apparently, this is a northen thing. Southerners use biscuits...and I am not a big fan of biscuits.
no its not. haha most northerners dont order gravy. well not black northerners.

I didn't know toast was offensive.
meh

 
I think the only time I do eat biscuits is when it's covered in gravy, otherwise I can't stand the coating on biscuits. The way the flour drys out your mouth, or something like that, I dunno. It irritates me.

 
I haven't said a word to her and she invites me over all the time. He really is a dumb and lazy individual. I started calling him bigfagtheory since he originates from Cleveland. My sister is 8 months pregnant and he's making her get up and serve him. He has no respect for her.
well i think you are about 9 months too late to do anything about it.

It depends. Even though she is preggo doesn't mean she doesn't have responsibilties. She is still a person. If she wants someone to help her with everything, then she shouldn't be surprised if I think less of her. Either she wants equality or she doesn't.
yeah but thats not equality, if the guy aint doin shit hahaha.

 
Yes but shipping mishaps do fall upon the seller to resolve. Honestly 2K, you and your GFs bro should have known about USPS does not using tracking. It is common knowledge. I like you, but this does fall on you without trackable proof on delivery. Paypal would have easily sided with him already. It is ultimately your responsibility as the seller to make sure it gets there. If it doesn't then you have to do the work on retrieval. This is why I never cheap out on shipping(tracking and insurance are musts). I just try and make sure what I am selling it for, covers the inflated shipping. It happens.
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