Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Co-worker told me tonight that i could make a fantastic martini with vodka, ice, salt, and rat poison.
salt?

Salt is kinda of optional. It lowers the freezing point of the vodka allowing the ice to make the drink colder. Try it out.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Co-worker told me tonight that i could make a fantastic martini with vodka, ice, salt, and rat poison.
salt?

Sounds good to me.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Salt is kinda of optional. It lowers the freezing point of the vodka allowing the ice to make the drink colder. Try it out.

i've never had a problem with vodka freezing, so i dont think i'd need to lower the freezing point.

whats the 411? i want to know.

screw off phil.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

[PM 07:24:18] Brittany: hey

[PM 07:24:39] Preston: hey

[PM 07:26:05] Brittany: what are you doing

[PM 07:26:23] Preston: watching the most disgusting video i have ever seen

[PM 07:26:24] Preston: you?

[PM 07:26:37] Brittany: doing government hw

[PM 07:26:40] Preston: ah

[PM 07:26:44] Brittany: what video

[PM 07:26:51] Preston: you do not want to know

[PM 07:27:03] Brittany: yes i do, you know i'm weird

[PM 07:27:25] Preston: its probably the first thing i've seen that actually makes ME feel uncomfortable

[PM 07:27:43] Brittany: send it, lets see it

[PM 07:28:03] Preston: http://spankwire.com/articles/120739/I-Love-The-Fishes-2-Heels-Eels.html

[PM 07:28:30] Brittany: i see ***** girls on the side, this should be good

[PM 07:30:10] Preston: ?

[PM 07:30:28] Brittany: i closed out halfway, i was not having that

[PM 07:30:37] Preston: can we try that?

[PM 07:30:54] Brittany: i know you're kidding and **** you for making a joke like that too soon

[PM 07:31:00] Brittany: give me time, that video hurt my stomach

[PM 07:31:03] Preston: you brought this on yourself

[PM 07:31:11] Brittany: me and ashley's both hurt haha

[PM 07:31:43] Brittany: who sent that to you

[PM 07:31:44] Brittany: and why

[PM 07:32:00] Preston: some sick smut peddling internet pervert, thats who.

[PM 07:32:20] Brittany: so you found it, is that what you were trying to say

[PM 07:32:54] Preston: no, you must've missed the last message. let me copy paste it for you. [PM 07:32:00] Preston: some sick smut peddling internet pervert, thats who.

[PM 07:32:59] Preston: your dad? i dont know

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

i've never had a problem with vodka freezing, so i dont think i'd need to lower the freezing point.
whats the 411? i want to know.

screw off phil.

That's okay, I know that kids always go through a rebellious stage. Based on that comment, I think you should enlist in the Army.

I really think that would make a great reality show.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

[PM 07:33:18] Brittany: MY DAD SENT THAT TO YOU!?!

[PM 07:33:30] Preston: emailed it

[PM 07:33:38] Brittany: HE EMAILED THAT TO YOU!?

[PM 07:33:43] Preston: haah yes

[PM 07:33:56] Brittany: are you lying because i'm going to ask him about it

[PM 07:34:14] Preston: said she bit off a bit more than she could ****

[PM 07:34:24] Brittany: YOU'RE LYINNNGGGG

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

That's okay, I know that kids always go through a rebellious stage. Based on that comment, I think you should enlist in the Army.



I really think that would make a great reality show.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

words that score me deeply.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

phil me in on that 411

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

[PM 07:24:18] Brittany: hey[PM 07:24:39] Preston: hey

[PM 07:26:05] Brittany: what are you doing

[PM 07:26:23] Preston: watching the most disgusting video i have ever seen

[PM 07:26:24] Preston: you?

[PM 07:26:37] Brittany: doing government hw

[PM 07:26:40] Preston: ah

[PM 07:26:44] Brittany: what video

[PM 07:26:51] Preston: you do not want to know

[PM 07:27:03] Brittany: yes i do, you know i'm weird

[PM 07:27:25] Preston: its probably the first thing i've seen that actually makes ME feel uncomfortable

[PM 07:27:43] Brittany: send it, lets see it

[PM 07:28:03] Preston: http://spankwire.com/articles/120739/I-Love-The-Fishes-2-Heels-Eels.html

[PM 07:28:30] Brittany: i see ***** girls on the side, this should be good

[PM 07:30:10] Preston: ?

[PM 07:30:28] Brittany: i closed out halfway, i was not having that

[PM 07:30:37] Preston: can we try that?

[PM 07:30:54] Brittany: i know you're kidding and **** you for making a joke like that too soon

[PM 07:31:00] Brittany: give me time, that video hurt my stomach

[PM 07:31:03] Preston: you brought this on yourself

[PM 07:31:11] Brittany: me and ashley's both hurt haha

[PM 07:31:43] Brittany: who sent that to you

[PM 07:31:44] Brittany: and why

[PM 07:32:00] Preston: some sick smut peddling internet pervert, thats who.

[PM 07:32:20] Brittany: so you found it, is that what you were trying to say

[PM 07:32:54] Preston: no, you must've missed the last message. let me copy paste it for you. [PM 07:32:00] Preston: some sick smut peddling internet pervert, thats who.

[PM 07:32:59] Preston: your dad? i dont know

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif That's a wonderful dialouge, it truly is. She sounds pretty cool.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

[PM 07:33:18] Brittany: MY DAD SENT THAT TO YOU!?![PM 07:33:30] Preston: emailed it

[PM 07:33:38] Brittany: HE EMAILED THAT TO YOU!?

[PM 07:33:43] Preston: haah yes

[PM 07:33:56] Brittany: are you lying because i'm going to ask him about it

[PM 07:34:14] Preston: said she bit off a bit more than she could ****

[PM 07:34:24] Brittany: YOU'RE LYINNNGGGG

I kinda take it back.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

What is funny about the guy who made a 15...is that he is in the middle 50% for the school he attended. I know some people that got a 9. They didn't try...but how do you get a 9?

Flip, no PM yet.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

I kinda take it back.

if you knew her dad.... he would do something like that.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

if you knew her dad.... he would do something like that.

Oh, that's better. Anyway, I am going to be starting a new job soon.

(I just opened that video at work).

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I feel as though I am not part of your guys' clique.

You are not. You have to earn your stripes around here buddy.

We have a heritage to continue. If you could have met this one guy (IceT) you would know WTF I am talking about. So just GTFO.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You really need all the 411 on this. It is good.

i want the info

What is funny about the guy who made a 15...is that he is in the middle 50% for the school he attended. I know some people that got a 9. They didn't try...but how do you get a 9?

no gym for home?

I'm sure our paths have crossed before.

i got a 100 on my math final