Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Gf told me that she loves how sensitive I am, I go and tell her that I hope she never takes advantage of that, she got pissed off
Later on I told her I was gonna call her after I got out teh shower, called once, no answer, called again, no answer, called a third time, she answered, asked her why she wasn't answering even after I told her I'd call her, no response

I went on to tell her that it feels like if she wasn't answering just for fun, she got pissed off again and fell asleep on teh phone

2 "fuck-ups" in less than 3 hours

you love drama.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Gf told me that she loves how sensitive I am, I go and tell her that I hope she never takes advantage of that, she got pissed off
Later on I told her I was gonna call her after I got out teh shower, called once, no answer, called again, no answer, called a third time, she answered, asked her why she wasn't answering even after I told her I'd call her, no response

I went on to tell her that it feels like if she wasn't answering just for fun, she got pissed off again and fell asleep on teh phone

2 "fuck-ups" in less than 3 hours

If you would just give me her number I would put an end to that shit. Trust me.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

DBFAN ***, fuck you man, fuck you, just fuck you

*****

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Flip = MVP! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Most Valuable Poster, or penis.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

wsw? -- clear your PM's
syko? -- I call once. I may call again an hour later. If she refuses to answer, I move down to the next thing to do on my list. My time = valuable.

They are cleared now.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

How does one fix it?

Every time you get to thinking about something you shouldn't be, get your girlfriend to stick a ***** up your ***. I'm sure that will fix the problem pretty quickly.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

How come whore, slut, and bitch are censored, but bastard or prick aren't. I think this website is sexist against males.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I almost signed up for every single art program there is at the school. A bunch of them were set up where a bunch of people walk by, not sure what they were doing exactly, but there was at least 1 cute redhead at every single stand. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif