Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

i already did haha

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You are thinking of Star trek.



I bet I have not watched a Horror movie in 15 years, in part for that reason. The last one that I can remember watching was hellraiser.

stupid ensigns always getting killed and 3rd degree phaser burns.

I think im making that vow again, no more horror movies. I think I said it after I watched 28 weeks later.

I don't even browse the horror section when i rent movies.

if i woulda paid for this, i would have been highly upset. im upset and i watched it for free. this movie trolled the shit out of me. fuk stephen king for this.

Dev, you should make a thread, see how many stupids you get

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

Why do these threads keep getting thrown together and not stickied?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

just saving CT from page 2. i have nothing.

what it do?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Teh woman boned me over teh phone last night

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

how'd that work for ya?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

She boned you? How does that work? Did you stick the phone up your *** while she talked dirty or something?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

yuck.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

thats how i was confused. ive always done the boning.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

thats how i was confused. ive always done the boning.

For real.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

just saving CT from page 2. i have nothing.
what it do?

Hell yeah, can't let this bish hit the floor. Keep her moving boys.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Let me tell you guys about my happy ending at the massage parlor.....
I went to the massage palor last night. I observed a very cute and sexy young Mexican girl at the desk. I told her I wanted a massage 'With a Happy Ending'. She told me it was going to be $80 cash or credit card plus whatever was negoiated with the massuse. I paid cash and was ushered into a small room with nothing more than a matress on the floor. The lights were very low so I couldnt see very well. But since I was warned in advance by this wonderful site, I made sure to get a good look at the girl before agreeing on anything. About 3 minutes later this STUNNIG petite Asian girl who looked no older than 18 came into the room. She was wearing a red silk bathrobe. I was in in shock. I told her I wanted a 'happy ending' and she said that she would give me a happy ending for free if I gave her a 'happy ending' - What a deal! Of course I said YES! The massage and hand-job were 2nd to none - including the ones I have gotten in Bankok, Rio or even Cedar Rapids. After I shot a load, she said, now its time for my happy ending. She told me to lay on my stomach. I rolled over and she opened her red silk robe and she displayed the largest hard **** I had ever seen in my life! She then rammed me in my booty hole so hard I thought I was gonna DIE! When she was done, she wiped her wiener on my shirt and walked out! I swear I never had experienced anything like THAT before.

I have an appointment to go back next thursday!

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[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

WTF is that???

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wish I could make posts that long:laugh:

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

They're always less than 15 words:crap:

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