Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

shirt class teacher havin problem with ehr foot, shes on the same drugs i was on. too bad i didnt know earlier, i coulda went by coke and seen what the deal was. the spanish guy wants to hire me the black guy is sayin he wants to but dont know about my hours til next semester. How hard is it to make a decision? hahaha.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

You know, at first I was thrown off by the person on the far left with their yellow-ish hue, then i noticed the massive pair of jugs next to her.

Those things are damn near falling out of her shirt!

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You know, at first I was thrown off by the person on the far left with their yellow-ish hue, then i noticed the massive pair of jugs next to her.
Those things are damn near falling out of her shirt!

 

[Injected54 10+ year member]

This is the one I just picked up

motorola v9m. Basically a hella nicer version of the razr. I like it so far, but I do have 30 days to try it out and if I don't like it I'll exchange it for something else. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I was looking at the blackberry pearl, but honestly thats just too much shit for my needs.

Plus, the clip/case for this thing is pretty small still, so it fits in my pocket nicely.

That's a sharp looken phone. How long does the battery last in that one?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Oh...
2009....

1 year ban....

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I saw it coming.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I just bought this phone.

http://www.mobileburn.com/review.jsp?Id=3551

It should be here 2marrow

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[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Tis true. Man, Faulkton had a great thread today. Nice twist. You can always get the newbs and morons with race, drugs, religion and politics. But for the old timers -- you have to break out in a rendition of "The Way We Were."

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I like to chew on newbs that registered before 2005. They taste the best.

Do they now

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why Men Rule.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about rifles, tanks, motorcycles, and airplanes.

3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. You can open your own jars.

5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

8. You can leave the motel bed unmade.

9. You can kill your own food.

10. You get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.

11. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

12. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

13. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

14. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

15. Everything on your face stays its original color.

16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

17. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

18. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

19. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

20. Same work...more pay.

21. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

22. Wedding dress: $2000. Tuxedo rental: $75

23. You don't mooch off others desserts.

24. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

25. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends.

26. Your pals can be trusted to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"

27. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

28. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

29. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

30. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

31. You don't have to shave below your neck.

32. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

33. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

34. You can "do" your nails with a buck knife.

35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

36. All your Christmas shopping in 45 minutes on December 24th.

Of course, women do have one thing over us: They have tits. Hell, if I had tits, I'd never leave the house.