Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bloodhound50 10+ year member]

When i had first gotten my car my friend and I decided to go to the store for the purpose of hanging out and on the way we saw some kid who needed a lift. He was about our age but still I don't give hitchhikers rides. So we turn around drive by a few times and he gets pissed and we leave. so in the store we see this food for dog's "beggin strips" so we thought it would be funny if we x'd that out and wrote beggin for a ride and threw it at him.... we aren't that cruel. we instead bought smartfood and stopped near him and gave it to him so he didnt have to starve like a poor homless man and he freaked out... after that we decided it was mean and went to see if my friend was home and decided to drive on his property and got stuck on a garden ona hill and tore it up. well his dog barks and wakes them up at like 12 at night and they all come out and then had to get my car unstuck. I felt like an *** and it was funny that his whole family didnt care becuase they thought i was completely drunk out of my mind. ahhh crunk times..

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

NA beer tastes like total shit anyway.

Never had it before.

I hate the taste of beer as it is, so why drink something that tastes nasty, that has no alcohol?

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

bloodhound, its a shame you typed that nonsense. It is just going to get deleted. sorry.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Your post will probably be deleted.
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I agree

That's too much to read at 1:30 AM

 

[bloodhound50 10+ year member]

Oh, I didn't realize there was a limit to story length.

-Sorry

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

It is more about you being an 07er.
My story about this girl I am currently seeing having *** with her step brother did not get deleted.

Your girl is having *** with her step brother?

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Your girl is having *** with her step brother?

x2

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Not my "girl.

She is my fuck buddy. I started to develop feelings but she ruined them.

She had *** with her step brother and his friends.

I just want to meet a regular girl one time. I don't know if it would work.

Not a crackhead, didn't bang your family members, didn't sleep with half the town....hmmm, I dunno if we could work out.

I don't have "girlfriends" either. That's just creepy.

 

[inapontiac 10+ year member]

Money > Bitches

Especially when she screws her family.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

And people wonder why I have a general disrespect for females.

I don't have respect for them either.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

creepy

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

creepy

I agree. I must get this story out of my head because I know I'll think about this story while I **********, then I'll think of my sister, then my dick will go soft, and another ************ session ruined by ca.com.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I fucked her about 10 minutes after she told me.
It didn't seem to bother me.

I'd just feel dirty. ****** is not something I find appealing, even if it is a step sibling.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I didn't find it appealing. I am just used to shit like that.
A girl tells me that she was ***** and I don't bat an eye anymore. It doesn't affect me at all.

I need to find a new class of people to deal with.

That wouldn't bother me either. ****** is just too creepy. Maybe because I have a sister I find it even more eerie.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

I agree. I must get this story out of my head because I know I'll think about this story while I **********, then I'll think of my sister, then my dick will go soft, and another ************ session ruined by ca.com.

lawl