Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

Did your womans really burn your stuff or not? Now I'm confused.

no, seems like she got a little intoxicated and wanted to fvck with me.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

he's an idiot for threatening to get me banned on here, and then for referring to my baby as a Liberty. those are both unacceptable.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i knew you would have my back on that one.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A Louisiana State Trooper pulled a car over on US 165 about 2 miles south of the Louisiana/Arkansas State line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the Trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the Trooper got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken good old boy from Arkansas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, 'cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where the hell is the ship?"

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4306916#post4306916

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2008/03/02/guitarist-jeff-healy-dies-at-41.aspx