Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[savagebee 10+ year member]

lol. i hate when that shit happens... they are ready to go, but you cant, and then when its time they are all like "no".

yes, it sucks

my wife gets trashed, on the way home, she tries to get ***, by the time we get home, shes passed out

epic FAIL every time

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

long story short, one of their friends just bought a 10 year old ferrari with less than 10k miles, and has been shown at the big show at pebble beach.
another friend just paid cash for the new audi supercar...

holy shit

niiiiceee

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

On our way to Oklahoma for a family reunion one time we passed a dead armadillo on the side of the road that was on his back with sunglasses on, a cig in his mouth, and a beer bottle leaning on him by his hand.
Seriously! We got a pic somewhere of it.

this is a popular pass time in Oklahoma, I used to do it as a kid (true story)

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

yes, it sucksmy wife gets trashed, on the way home, she tries to get ***, by the time we get home, shes passed out

epic FAIL every time

epic fail is the best description ever for this situation. cause what usually happens is i get pissed off and its a huge argument either that night or the morning after //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif . i hate getting teased to that extent... its always destined to fail. at least now i know the signs of it... but that doesnt mean im not going to let it happen again, and again, and again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

holy shit
niiiiceee

no shit... i can only hope to be on their level one day... the one friend that just dropped $150k on the audi doesnt really suprise me. well, it does suprise me kind of... he is a conservative guy, i always knew he was loaded (he is the largest wine importer on the east coast, and his wife owns a vinyard that just scored a score of 100 by robert parker, and if you know who that is, you know what it means to score a 100...)), but they were always so conservative... him buying this car just blows my mind...

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

so im sittin here buzzed listenin to r&b readin the nostalgia thread (here and OT). Man those were the ****ing days.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

later LOSER

well hello again

on a not so happy note. I feel like I was just *****. Like, I'm being really serious right now. g/f and I were doing it and we stopped so I took my condom off. She jumped on me again and we started going at it. Well I told her I was going to *** and I tried to push her off and she said, "no just go." and I kept trying and couldn't help but go. THEN...........she didn't get off even after I was basically screaming in her ear saying I just went inside her because she wanted to get hers.
We just had a long long talk. She's been acting extremely weird tonight. Ever since we got into an argument earlier about **** she's been real weird. I told her she has to go buy a morning after pill tomorrow. Otherwise we will be having some problems. She better go fuking buy it too.

hahahha

You are screwed now.

lolz

regancy Scare 08 begins:

this nga starts laughin hahaha.

I don't find this funny..........this is serious business. I told her she better go get a morning after pill. I also told her she better think before she does that again. We can't afford to have another kid....neither of us have even finished college for christ sakes.

dam man

she said she would do it tomorrow after drill. She obviously knows something about it because she said it's effective up to 2 days after the ***. She said her friend had bought some before and said they sell it over the counter now. She did agree.
I don't know what her deal is though. I really think the whole **** conversation we had pissed her off or something.

what did i miss. **** conversation. I even read all the pages earlier and didnt see this.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

so im sittin here buzzed listenin to r&b readin the nostalgia thread (here and OT). Man those were the ****ing days.

no shit, I love that thread

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

epic fail is the best description ever for this situation. cause what usually happens is i get pissed off and its a huge argument either that night or the morning after //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif . i hate getting teased to that extent... its always destined to fail. at least now i know the signs of it... but that doesnt mean im not going to let it happen again, and again, and again //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

yup, Im already planning a crunk evening for after baby gets here, and I know, just know for a fact, that this will be the first time she'll be horny since the baby gets delivered, and I also know Im destined to not get laid in the process, shell be playing smack the weasel in the car on the way home, playing with her tits, then we will get home and she'll pass out, then wake up when she hears the shower turn on. She will then ask why Im taking a shower, and Ill tell her"Take one FUCKING guess!"

it never fails.. well, I guess it always fails //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

no shit, I love that thread

the one on OT or on here?

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

She's been acting extremely weird tonight. Ever since we got into an argument earlier about **** she's been real weird.

Wow, I knew I was lucky when I was looking through my wifes DVD's on night (we were dating at this time) and found her **** stash, I was very happy, knowing in advance we wouldnt have issues with it, since her collection was way bigger than mine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

She's been acting extremely weird tonight. Ever since we got into an argument earlier about **** she's been real weird.

Wow, I knew I was lucky when I was looking through my wifes DVD's one night (we were dating at this time) and found her **** stash, I was very happy, knowing in advance we wouldnt have issues with it, since her collection was way bigger than mine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

the one on OT or on here?

this one at the moment, I dont use ot.com too much this early, its my last forum stop of the night cause I know Ill stay busy over there for as long as I need too lol

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

the one on OT is 33 pages long right now.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

when a mod gets a chance, could you check this for me?

71.165.213.112

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]