Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[MorningWood]

Sorry broseph.
Someone needs to invent a way to display sarcasm over the internet.

X2, lawl

 

[MorningWood]

Thanks GB!

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

Zag!

zig?

 

[MorningWood]

she's about 5 feet away from me sleeping. We had sexy time and she passed out. She has drill in the morningz.

She's in the NG or Reserves?

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

I'm about to hit the bars tonight me thinks.

I need me some drinkedness

 

[GenderBender]

she's about 5 feet away from me sleeping. We had sexy time and she passed out. She has drill in the morningz.

Have you tried intercourse with her while she is in this state?

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

she's about 5 feet away from me sleeping. We had sexy time and she passed out. She has drill in the morningz.

doesnt work that way with me, she gets all hyper afterwards, no matter if its screaming sweaty 2 hour ***, or a 15 minute quicky..

must bethe extra protein

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

indeeds. abunch of people from work will be out there.

i dont drink with my coworkers

they get violent

and carry guns

 

[MorningWood]

Ahhaha, that reminds me of a prank we pulled on a friend who was in the NG. He went to bed early b/c he had drill the next am. We drunks decided it would be neat if we set the time on all his clocks 2 hours early. His watch, his car clock, everything. Since it was going to be dark when he got up anyway he never knew until he was waiting outside the Armory and no one had shown up and it was not getting light.

You should try that, she will get a kick out of it. I know my friend did.