Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[GenderBender]

I thought me an whosaywho were doing a rap battle? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I thought me an whosaywho were doing a rap battle? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Sorry, I am still trying to come up with something. I don't listen to much rap. I don't think you would be intimidated by Will Smith and I don't think it is time to break out the DMX.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Question for Hoss: Why????

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Don't tell me that you have not questioned it also.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Whayt, the penis ring?

Exactly. I don't want to give him shit, about it. I am just curious as to how the benefits outweigh the costs.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I just can't imagine going through with it. That shit had to hurt.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love ***.

The 2nd floor has wives that love *** and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love ***.

The 2nd floor has wives that love *** and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

hahahahahhaha

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Good stuff DB.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4291720&postcount=24

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4291720&postcount=24

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif I mean:wow:

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So do you mean eek or wow? I'm confused.