Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

shortest conversation we've ever had. hahaha. ah well.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

So....my room mate says he came home and that his bed was grassy. So he's sleeping on the couch. Well I was wanting to play COD4 tonight but no big deal. I figured he was just going to go straight to sleep. I walk in there to get a drink and he's fuking playing COD4.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

huh? and why was his bed grassy?

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Grassy beds FTL

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

he went away for the weekend. But he came home not to long ago and asked if I knew anything about his bed being grassy? I gave him this face expression //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif and said no? He said he came home last night and his bed was grassy and the sheets looked all messed up so he stripped the bed and is now sleeping on the couch.
I had a few people over Saturday night but I never saw'd anyone go in his room. I have no idea who would have done said action either.

Did you have any messicans over? I hear they get grassy.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

His bed was grassy?

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif everybody is confused about that one.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well, there are high odds that I will be going to prison/jail.

anal ****.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Well, there are high odds that I will be going to prison/jail.

If you are serious then shut up.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I thought he meant "greasy" at first and assumed a black person had been in it.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

If you are serious then shut up.

Perhaps for perjury/tax evasion.
See, I rolled over my 401(k) from Lowe's. E*trade was supposed to deposit the rollover in a pre-tax traditional IRA account. Instead they messed up and posted the rollover in the post-tax Roth IRA account.

Because technically, you cannot roll directly over from 401(k) to Roth...the amount that I rolled over is essentially untaxed forever. But I am kinda hoping they catch it. I am not a scammer, but the tax documents are incorrect; and if I reported them...the way e*trade did the deposit I would fined 10% of the rollover.

Oh well.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

THE PRICE IS RIGHT:FOR $300.00 WHO IS WILLING TO NUT IN THEIR HAND, WATCHING A LELA STAR VIDEO, THEN SWALLOW THE LELA STAR NUT YOU JUST GOT.?!?

see if someone does it.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

i need $300.

How do i earn that, and who pays?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

someone already made out with their own shit, for $1000. and another stuck his toothbrush in his *** then brushed his teeth with it.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......they only pay 300 for that yet they will pay someone 1000 to lick some poop? Does that not strike anyone else as backwards? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

*** doesn't have the possibility of giving you hepatitis, e. coli, etc.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

If I got paid $300 to lick my poop, I would. No questions asked.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Do they make a vid and then post?
I'd be too afraid no one would pay...

the person doing it and the person paying agree, then they(the person doing the act) makes the vid then posts. Then he gets paid. The guy paying does shit like this all the time, he is the owner of 2g1cup.com or was the owner, he had partners, and i dont know the story now. I just see he does shit like this from time to time.

If I got paid $300 to lick my poop, I would. No questions asked.

the first person got $500, and that was a couple months back. The guy yesterday got the full $1000.