Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[AC Slater 10+ year member]

that chick has an ugly ******...

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: A mute man wants to buy a toothbrush. He imitates the action of brushing his teeth to a shopkeeper and he understands and gives the man a toothbrush.

Now, a blind man comes in and wants a pair of sunglasses. How can he express what item he wants?

A: He opens his mouth and tells the shopkeeper that he wants some sunglasses.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here".

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy, and wont move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here".

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when that land to arrest this blonde woman who wont listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde".

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy .

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without and fuss.

"I told her, 'First class isn't going to Toronto' ".

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i see it got crunk after i left. that hurts my feelings.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

bret michaels is dating a bunch of wh0res. IMO

 

[AC Slater 10+ year member]

he isnt dating any of them yet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

and that show is awesome.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i was under the impression he was dating all of them. i lost respect for him when the girl from the 1st show bailed on him. she was HOTT!

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I think I need to do something to increase my appetite.

 

[AC Slater 10+ year member]

she was hot, but she was pretty blank in the head... just a pretty shell.

i guess you could consider it dating all of them, i dont though. he is narrowing down the herd to find the one to date. and in the meantime he is mackin all of em and sleeping with some of them. and tolerating french strippers who you can barely understand but they get ***** alot so you keep em around, for a little while.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

the french stripper was horrid, but i loved the way they spelled her subtitles. that stuff was funny. that black headed chick he is making out with now is hella hot.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I think I need to do something to increase my appetite.

i thought i solved that problem for you.

 

[AC Slater 10+ year member]

lol, yeah, her subs were funny as hell.

i didnt see the chick he was making out with, but if its kristy joe, she is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, it's just that I have had this darn toothache which leads me not to be very hungry. I will try that stuff you suggested. I don't want to lose too much weight.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

lol, yeah, her subs were funny as hell.
i didnt see the chick he was making out with, but if its kristy joe, she is //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/drool.gif.b5e863e893038027711d4402f340dad0.gif

yeah, thats her. unbelievable!!!

and now its flav's turn....again.