Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

She was definitely working me pretty hard, talking about cars and stuff. Then she told me she had the Lexus that was a couple cars down. I was like wtf are you doing working here?

I figure her parents will just give her whatever money she really needs. I, on the other hand, am poor.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Goldschlager and Orange Juice taste pretty good.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Would I be uncrunk if I went to the club alone?

Can't find anything to do tonight, and I don't want to sit on my *** all night like last night.. I got a 18 pack of Coors in the fridge...The Club is 1/4 mile from my house..I could easily get drunk, and go.. My room mate bar tends there so I can get shots...

Just never been by myself.. I usually talk with the people im with for about 15 minutes and then go do my own thing with the woman..

So it really wouldn't be much different I don't guess..

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

That "***** Mile" movie may have been a huge fail, but the girl who plays the girlfriend is sooooo ridiculously cute.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I have Beta House here, very lame. But the chicks were smokin hot!

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I haven't even bothered to download it. Looks like a steamy pile of fail.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Every Pie movie after the second has sucked IMO

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

true

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I thought the third one was alright.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wedding was about a 4 or 5 out of 10 IMO...Not up to par with the first 2

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

So far this future brother-in-law has failed.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

how ?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

how ?

Well he told my sister about the private conversation me and him had.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Inform us..Don't leave us hanging...

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Inform us..Don't leave us hanging...

Oh well...

My sister got engaged to this guy and got pregnant by him shortly after getting out of an abusive relationship. Well this new guy is from Cleveland. Me and my GF go an meet my sister and her fiance. We got to this bar resturaunt deal and watch the Pistons game. My sister basically forces me to go sit with him at the bar to talk about shit. Well he goes on and on about the Cleveland Cavaliers. It's really pissing me off. He talks about the Pistons like they are irrelevant. So I finally I just get in his face since he is a little shit, and tell him if he ever hurts my sister, I will hurt you. I said she has been through a lot of shit and I'll just make it simple, if she goes through anymore shit with you, I will literally take your testicles out of your scrotum. Well I thought it was understood that this was between us. Well today my sister calls while I'm with my GF. She says in a pissy tone I should come back and visit her fiance since I was such an *** to him and apologize. She started rambling that she doesn't need help and all this bullshit, then I told her I'll visit when her 9 month period ends. Well the GF heard that line and said that was mean of me, but it didn't ruin ****** relations.