Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You're gonna get rejected faster than SBlazer at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I don't know, shim would probably be quite a catch among the sexually ambiguous crowd.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I see you up in here azz. That must have been some drive back last night. I had three messages from a drunk.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Ie. I wrap my dick with a condom and I can barely feel shit. Where as the women is still getting the full sensation of having a **** plowed into her. Need I explain more?

My wife would say your wrong. It isn't just the plowing sensation LOL. Nice touch BTW.
I of course think wrapping is a lot more important than any superficial feeling they have with bareback //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

So you are saying that, overall, women are more discomforted by condoms than guys?

 

[MorningWood]

Why do you all care what she feels? It's all about making blacksnake happy.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I guess that's a fair statement, and that's exactly why I used a condom. We, as a society, don't need any extra little Tiger Bass' running around.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Sorry, it's the only one I have. I may send it in on an E-Harmony account.

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[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

oh yeah, it was a fun trip home.

1st stop - wendy's drive thru. he's yelling at the wendy's girl because he wants a combo meal without the fries and drink. also he's playing christmas music as loud as the speakers can handle. while were there i notice the gas light is on, so i think, ok, ill just get gas at the station across the road. well, in my haste to get away from the wendy's before we get arrested i forget to get gas. his car has the milage countdown thingy on it, and it said we could go 19 miles before we run out, so im thinking....were ok here. well, when it hits zero, we are still about 10 miles from gas. he has the sun roof open throwing empties out of it and screaming whatever song is on the radio.

2nd stop - we finally coast into a gas station, he get out and fill up and takes a leak in the parking lot. he wanted to get more beer, but the place was closed. we head out again, and he finally decides enough of the x-mas music, and starts cranking the classic rock, while giving a history of rock lecture to tom's 2 kids (one of which was dead asleep). this last the rest of the drive.

3rd stop - i pull into my driveway aound 11:30, and he tells the kid thats awake to drive. thats the last i saw.

we also got into a debate about his full house hand where he was telling the old black guy to fold. i told him he lost money with his acting bit. he didnt agree.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Was he drunk or mentally handicapped?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i believe its a mixture of both. its really debatable.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

WSW is not me. he only wants to be me.

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Then what is your relationship?

He's my b!tch.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

he dated my mom for a while, beat her up a couple of times then ran off.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I've given up on trying to figure out who is who.

I thought Monkey Man was WSW for the longest of time...