Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Verlander]

I may just go to bed

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I'm watching some stand up. Always a good way to kill some time on Friday night

 

[Verlander]

I watched some lousy bondage //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Wow dude, you really are getting into bondage, aren't you?

 

[Verlander]

I think I always had the interest, it has just come to the forefront.

 

[Verlander]

It appears there is a form of bondage where people make the person tied up, drool uncontrollably. Little weird for my tastes.

 

[Verlander]

I may go to bed and watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Nothing like hot chicks getting tied up and beat. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Focus: What are some signs that lead to you getting laid? Are the signs consistent and accurate? Or, just comment on the list.

-When she looks deep into my eyes and manages a muffled "Let's ****" with my **** still in her mouth, there's a good chance I'm getting laid.

-When she accepts the $150 for the half hour. I think contracturally she has obligated herself to **** me.

-I usually find when she leans in, and then back, and then to the left, and then to the right and is holding onto the bar the whole time, my chances are looking pretty good.

-When she gulps down the Roofie Colada I just brought her.

-When her one good eye and her lazy eye focus on you and she starts rubbing her peg leg against your thigh. You are totally going to get laid by a Detroit City bus driver.

-If she starts playing with her hair, she's definitely thinking about ****ing...

someone.

Especially when it's her pubic hair, in the middle of the bar.

I lol'ed at almost all these. They are coming from this thread http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=19610&page=2

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I watched some lousy bondage //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

anything worth sharing?

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Bondage kinda grows on you. Your mind plays the fantasy.
I don't even think about it anymore. The door was closed for me.

For Shaun, the fantasy lives.

so it never happened?

 

[Verlander]

anything worth sharing?

Not at all. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Focus: What are some signs that lead to you getting laid? Are the signs consistent and accurate? Or, just comment on the list.
-When she looks deep into my eyes and manages a muffled "Let's ****" with my **** still in her mouth, there's a good chance I'm getting laid.

-When she accepts the $150 for the half hour. I think contracturally she has obligated herself to **** me.

-I usually find when she leans in, and then back, and then to the left, and then to the right and is holding onto the bar the whole time, my chances are looking pretty good.

-When she gulps down the Roofie Colada I just brought her.

-When her one good eye and her lazy eye focus on you and she starts rubbing her peg leg against your thigh. You are totally going to get laid by a Detroit City bus driver.

-If she starts playing with her hair, she's definitely thinking about ****ing...

someone.

Especially when it's her pubic hair, in the middle of the bar.

I lol'ed at almost all these. They are coming from this thread http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=19610&page=2

Tucker is hilarious

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Tucker is hilarious

Tucker is indeed hilarious. That's mostly just other retards who post on his forum also though.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

I'm watching some stand up. Always a good way to kill some time on Friday night

You should youtube some Mitch Hedberg. I was watching some of his videos yesterday, funny stuff.

 

[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

whats up 2k.. i am ****in trahesd.. it was a good time at my shop tho.. i gotta get up in 2 and a half hours //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif