Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

ZOMG
fail

x2

You won't generally find it in the diners and it isn't a popular choice but it is here and there. I hate it. I like my tea the same way I like my coffee. With NOTHING.

Now thats just ridiculous. How can you live in the south and not like sweet tea.

is this the tread were you post when you are hammered? well if it is i am!

why the fvck am i not in the bed with my chick?

(i know i know... this post is worthless without pics)

**** OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sush noobx

this little blonde air-headed girl in my class just asked who martin luther king was. i told her to ask one of the black guy that sits beside her. she does, and he is stunned. tells all the black kids in the class that blondy doesnt know the king. they never actually tell her who he was. so after about 5 minutes of this, i finally tell her "he was a civil rights leader that was asassinated back in the 60's...he's not that important". the whole class acted like i had just kicked a puppy. stupid 15 yr olds just cant grasp sarcasm.

Creative story

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I was about to LOL and then I asked myself, "why is tappin in a class with 15 year olds?"

Cause he flunked. A lot.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

i took some time off from school to see what the real world was like.

 

[Verlander]

Well i left my office and talked to the woman. She seems to want to "date" She talked about doing other things besides watch the Pistons. I'm being removed from my comfort zone.

 

[Verlander]

What did she talk about?
I have to see a kid's magician some saturday soon. It's gonna ****.

She asked why I had been locked in my office since 10, and I said that was I talking to doctors and such about my sick sister. I didn't want to say i was dealing with Texans, especially since she said her dad is a Rockets fan since he was born in Houston, anyways we chatted about that and she said we should do something else sometime.

 

[Verlander]

At least you have $75 bucks you can spend on her now.


Huh? why?

IceT gonna get sum!

LOL when we go out, I'll buy her some Texas toast.

 

[Verlander]

Just don't buy it from a texan. They'll try to over charge you.

I'll tell them the toast is damaged, a corner is missing.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

I'll tell them the toast is damaged, a corner is missing.

must be used toast.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

this picture amuses me

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

the only lift stations ive heard of have to do with sewage. is that the right kind?

Same thing yes, but we don't deal with the sewage you are thinking of. Only disposed of liquids from beverages(all kinds). The lift station puts the liquid into our pre-treatment tanks for aeration and Ph monitoring.

Where do you work?

Master Recycling. We charge companies for the destruction of their out of date, dented, or otherwise bad product. Then we sell off all the packaging material to be recycled.

He works at one of Satan's warehouses where he spends all day destroying perfectly good beer and alcohol.

Indeed

Now thats just ridiculous. How can you live in the south and not like sweet tea.

Quite easily as I don't care for any drinks that are very sweet. I am sweet enough so I need my drinks bitter to offset. I may live in the south but I was raised a northerner.