Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

just steal someone's and make changes.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Tell them you're a Yale Graduate, 1st in your class.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I thought about it

It got me through high school

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Previous jon & duties
School shit

Don't you goto the Jo(h)n to take a shit though?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

That is pretty much how my current resume is setup. I may go education first since that is sadly more impressive //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I try to put that part last in really small print. It doesn't seem to win people over when I write "got asked to leave 2nd year by administration".

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I hope I dont have to pay for another HS transcript.....

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I got pulled over the other night for doing 60 in a 40. I knew I was wrong, so I took a different approach.
When the cop came to my window I handed him my license and proof of insurance and said, "man, you nailed me didn't you? That was a good spot you had back there. Snuck right up on me. How fast was I doing?"

He let me off with a warning. Everyone loves me.

make a thread about it.

Excel Word Powerpoint Office.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Excel Word Powerpoint Office.

Access, Frontpage

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

It isn't as a big of a deal as it looks on the transcript

I bet the ladies love it though.