Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

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I really don't know how to put together a good resume. I want to keep it to one page. I guess since my education is better then my job experience, I'll start with that. Then I guess qualifications and skills could be one category? Then end with references.
You really do not ypically put references on the resume itself. At least I never did.

 
I got pulled over the other night for doing 60 in a 40. I knew I was wrong, so I took a different approach.
When the cop came to my window I handed him my license and proof of insurance and said, "man, you nailed me didn't you? That was a good spot you had back there. Snuck right up on me. How fast was I doing?"

He let me off with a warning. Everyone loves me.
Man whenever I get pulled over the cop says... "smells like weed" even though it doesn't. I inform the cop that I've never smoked and then he says, "so it wouldn't be a problem if I searched your car, would it?"

Although it doesn't happen so much anymore... it did all the time when I was in high school even though I was probably one of the only kids who didn't smoke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 
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