DBfan187
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Supa's mom was here!
A farmer goes shopping one day and returns with a young rooster for the hens in the coop.
The rooster looks around, walks over the elderly rooster and says, "Alright you fogy, it's time for you to retire"
The old rooster looks at him and replies, "C'mon, don't tell me you can handle ALL of these hens by yourself. Look how they've left me! Why don't you leave me at least those two old hens sitting in the corner?"
But the young rooster replies, "Scram you old shit! You're done here and now I'm in charge."
The old rooster gives him the following proposal, "Let's do this son, we'll race around the coop and whoever wins will retain control of the entire place."
The young rooster starts laughing and mocks the old rooster, "Oh please, you and I both know that there is no way you can win! But just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." So the old rooster starts running and 15 seconds later, the young rooster sprints off. The young rooster rounds the first corner and can already see the older one just in front of him. As he rounds the second, he is practically on his tail, just inches away.
While this is going on, the farmer, sitting by the coop as is his custom, sees the two roosters as they pass by. He grabs his rifle and BAM, he shoots the young rooster dead.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and thinks to himself, "****, third gay rooster this month."
The rooster looks around, walks over the elderly rooster and says, "Alright you fogy, it's time for you to retire"
The old rooster looks at him and replies, "C'mon, don't tell me you can handle ALL of these hens by yourself. Look how they've left me! Why don't you leave me at least those two old hens sitting in the corner?"
But the young rooster replies, "Scram you old shit! You're done here and now I'm in charge."
The old rooster gives him the following proposal, "Let's do this son, we'll race around the coop and whoever wins will retain control of the entire place."
The young rooster starts laughing and mocks the old rooster, "Oh please, you and I both know that there is no way you can win! But just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." So the old rooster starts running and 15 seconds later, the young rooster sprints off. The young rooster rounds the first corner and can already see the older one just in front of him. As he rounds the second, he is practically on his tail, just inches away.
While this is going on, the farmer, sitting by the coop as is his custom, sees the two roosters as they pass by. He grabs his rifle and BAM, he shoots the young rooster dead.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and thinks to himself, "****, third gay rooster this month."
