Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You lucky lucky man.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

speaking of hoes. One girl in my class leaned over to me today and goes, "do you know where I can get a stripper for my boyfriend?" I said, "you are wanting to get a hooker for your boyfriend? Will you marry me?"
She's a hot Asian girl, //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif :laugh:

I guess since it's his birthday she's getting him a stripper //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

ZOMG! get her number! Thats wife material son!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Perhaps, but what is the point if you have a gf? I am satisfied with mine and have no need to go to the strip club. If I wasn't satisfied, I would not be with her.

I'm satisfied with my wife too, but ****, I am a pig of a man who needs to at least view every peach god has given us!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I think you are over analyzing the situation

So reads his life.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

ZOMG! get her number! Thats wife material son!

oh I have her number, she's been dating her current boyfriend though for a couple years. I'm pretty content with the lady friend I'm talking to right now actually. I dunno if she's cool enough to get me a stripper but who knows. For the record I would never just come out and say, "hey you should get me a stripper," if she came up with the thought herself though, more power to her!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

oh I have her number, she's been dating her current boyfriend though for a couple years. I'm pretty content with the lady friend I'm talking to right now actually. I dunno if she's cool enough to get me a stripper but who knows. For the record I would never just come out and say, "hey you should get me a stripper," if she came up with the thought herself though, more power to her!

W3RD!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

it would appear some people are upset over the joey thread. dont worry though, i'll be back in an hour.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

So you like that term lady-friend, eh?

Well I don't like using a term that doesn't fit the right situation. For instance, I can't say girlfriend well because we aren't official and I'm not sure I want that just yet. I can't say partner because, well usually refers to married couples. Lady friend just gets the message across that it's a girl I'm talking to //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif. It just sounds better than putting, "the girl I'm talking to." in my eyes.

W3RD!

ZING!

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I like the saying too. It sounds a lot better than fvck buddy.

I can't use that phrase yet either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I can't use that phrase yet either //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif.

dammit son, get the lead out(literally).

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

dammit son, get the lead out(literally).

ehhhhhhh, I can't. We both talked about that the other night and agreed it'd be better to take things slow rather than just dive into something. Don't worry we are having fun and actually I can honestly say, I've never had so much fun just from kissing and touching. It's actually pretty hott.

I think it'll make it better once we finally do turn on some Marvin Gaye. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

I heard that.
Me and my girl went through all the cutsie steps before making the plunge. It was nice.

It's kind of a nice change for once......maybe it's a sign //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

eh, if I wanted a fuk buddy I would have stayed with the girl before this one. I'm ready for something more though.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

ehhhhhhh, I can't. We both talked about that the other night and agreed it'd be better to take things slow rather than just dive into something. Don't worry we are having fun and actually I can honestly say, I've never had so much fun just from kissing and touching. It's actually pretty hott.
I think it'll make it better once we finally do turn on some Marvin Gaye. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

I was never one for suspense.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

eh, if I wanted a fuk buddy I would have stayed with the girl before this one. I'm ready for something more though.

Blasphemy! How old are you?