Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Like I said, I will try. I still fall up the stairs getting to her apt though. I have been getting better.


I guess.

I find *** hard. I never know if I am doing it right. Math, on the other hand, is right or wrong. And that's why I like it. Sexing girls, I don't really know.

oh.

fall upstairs to her apartment? what does this mean? why?

I get the feeling that flip doesn't like me anymore. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

probly not. he doesnt like black people anyway //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imdaman.gif.bc6c552e19aa4ad8c47461144f40eb1a.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Is it on tv?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

She knows I think it is hard.
She also thinks its crazy that I ask questions during ***. I surveyed other girls and found out that is not a good idea. So, now I am lost.

ask questions about what? ***? or other things

you should be asking

"whats my name slut?"

or

"whos **** is this?"

or "you like that?"

or "where do you want it?"

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Lol.

I wonder if he could ask:

Whose pussy is this?

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

whats going on in here.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I am not very coordinated. I am telling you, I trip and fall down, run into things, etc all the time.
What is funny...in real life my best friend is mixed and my other friend is black. When I met a couple members at MECA world finals, they where surprised. Like, I thought you and deerhunt where racist.

Interesting. thats hilarious.

Lol.

I wonder if he could ask:

Whose pussy is this?

I could see that........in a scared/childish/timid voice

just messing with you flip

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

No.
It's more like;

"Am I doing it right?"

"What's wrong?"

"Is this okay?"

"Why are you laughing?"

You really say that out loud?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Wow.

Its ok though. I thought them when I was like 15. But I never said anything out loud.

It happens though.

 

[tapout 5,000+ posts]

Last 30 posts are priceless. Thanks for the entertainment Flip.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

No.
It's more like;

"Am I doing it right?"

"What's wrong?"

"Is this okay?"

"Why are you laughing?"

thats the funniest shit ever. hahahahahahahahahah I laughed out loud

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Last 30 posts are priceless. Thanks for the entertainment Flip.

And he was talking to two of the wrong people

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

thats the funniest shit ever. hahahahahahahahahah I laughed out loud

That would make me cry.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Well it's true. Only because there are no good indicators whether I did a good job or not. I used to ask my ex to fill out this "report card" of sorts. Needless to say, that didn't go over well.
Now, I try to remember her actions, write them down.

I have a small excel sheet that shows how I felt about the experience and then her reactions afterward.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif no fuckin way.

an excel sheet hahahahhhhahahahahaaha

you are very business/financial minded though. You will help me hit $1,000,000 next year.

The first 3, yes, until she told me to stfu.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Last 30 posts are priceless. Thanks for the entertainment Flip.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/word.gif.64b12e39f936af3b4fff38a1c0bd0244.gif

And he was talking to two of the wrong people

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[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

You were probably as experienced at 15, as I am at 23. It is the main reason why I tell those virgins to sleep around to gain confidence and security. It isn't sexy to be 23 with the mentality of someone who is 15. Girls in their 20s kinda expect guys to know somewhat what they are doing.
I have mastered the skill of bra removal. My friend can do it with one hand. It takes me two. But I can do it behind the back now. In the past I would have to go around an inspect it.

You'd be surprised how many friends I accumulate. But what is funny is that no one really makes fun of me for the things I say. And if someone tries, my friends jump into action. It's a real amazing how it all works.

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and are you saying we arent really your friends? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

That would make me cry.

hahahaha.

haha

hahahahaha

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

No. It's all good. I was picked on really hard when I was younger. When I was in elementary school, people who I didn't even know, would walk up to me and push me down.
I found if I could entertain those who could fight, that BS kinda ended.

A friend of mine said the exact thing. Weird