Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

i havent got laid in 12 days.

girlfriends mom calling the cops FTL

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

Well did you get laid?

yep sure did and it was an ex at that //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

I am thinking of using any money from selling my stuff to get a new camera. I really like this one.

My camera got stolen a long time ago, I need a new one badly //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

i havent got laid in 12 days.
girlfriends mom calling the cops FTL

it had been a while, months.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

it had been a while, months.

me and my girlfriend used to have *** atleast 2-3 times daily. and we had been together for about..20 months..and were bangin before we got together.

get used to that, and then one day it all goes bye bye //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

Me and my gf *** it up 2 times per day about 2/3 days a week.
I don't see her much because I have school and she works 12 hour days.

word

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

when i read anything online, even the posts on here, as im reading ill highlight parts of the sentences that ive already read. it'll only be for a second, then ill highlight another part.

i do this constantly as im reading. most of the time without realizing it.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

me and my girlfriend used to have *** atleast 2-3 times daily. and we had been together for about..20 months..and were bangin before we got together.
get used to that, and then one day it all goes bye bye //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

imagine how marriage would be. youd have to cheat.

I got a question though...
Is there anything out there that you are really passionate about though? Like me and finance....for instance, the first thing I do every morning when I get to work is check out the financial news. It's what I do...it's what I am.

But my gf doesn't have anything like that. My friend says it is because not everyone is like that. A lady at work said it is because she may have not found that thing. I am curious about others.

i dont know if im passionate about it, bu tI like making money. first things I check when I get up are my bank accounts and email. flip make me a millionaire. shit.

I didn't get much sleep. For some reason whenever I have a girl stay the night I can't fuking sleep and it pisses me off. I went to bed at 8:00 this morning and just woke up because I have to be at my parents house to eat.

im almost the same way, except if Im over their house I cant sleep, if im home I can sleep

I am thinking of using any money from selling my stuff to get a new camera. I really like this one.

did you make a thread yet?

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

Id probly buy the soldering iron from you.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

me and my girlfriend used to have *** atleast 2-3 times daily. and we had been together for about..20 months..and were bangin before we got together.
get used to that, and then one day it all goes bye bye //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

the girlfriend I had earlier this year, everytime we saw each other we had *** and we saw each other almost every day.

Me and my gf *** it up 2 times per day about 2/3 days a week.
I don't see her much because I have school and she works 12 hour days.

I never have had 2 times per day, I've had multiple *** sessions in one evening though if that counts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

im almost the same way, except if Im over their house I cant sleep, if im home I can sleep

yeah, it sucks really badly because I have to go to work tonight too.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

the girlfriend I had earlier this year, everytime we saw each other we had *** and we saw each other almost every day.


I never have had 2 times per day, I've had multiple *** sessions in one evening though if that counts //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

yeah, it sucks really badly because I have to go to work tonight too.

Sucks you have to work. I got off early yesterday and am not working til wednesday.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

1. I hate *** by default....I mean I like it to be either after a culmination of events, or just playing around and then get in the mood, etc. I don't want either party to feel compelled to give it up by default.
2. What is the difference?

they gotta give it up by default.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I need to learn rythmn. What is a good way?

wat

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

lady like to her *** smacked while hitting it from the back. She says I have no rythmn

watch black guys ****ing white girls in a *****. Watch music videos. read up on the subject. clap to a fast beat the whole song, see if you can keep up. While youre claping to the beep rock back and forth and bob your head, all in unison and on beat. When you master that, beat box with your mouth while doing the other 3.

I just did this as I was explaining this to you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif i must be crazy

practice makes perfect.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I'll give the clapping a shot. I find it doubtful I can master the other two.
She likes the hair pulling thing as well. I have to ask questions about it. Is it a yank, or a consistant pull.

I think I am getting that one down. Pulling hair while smacking *** is quite a feat though.

will practice you can do them all. Its in a black persons DNA, so thats why I could do it while typing. Just think of a song in your head. Am I really posting this? I must be crazy.

Its a yank then constant pull. The yanking of the hair gives you the leverage you need, so there is no need to have to hold on to anything, therefor you other head is free to reach and rub the clit, or smack her ***.

All this is making me want to call kemi......

but Im gonna be eating here in an hour.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

you mad crazy son.

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I'll give the clapping a shot. I find it doubtful I can master the other two.
She likes the hair pulling thing as well. I have to ask questions about it. Is it a yank, or a consistant pull.

I think I am getting that one down. Pulling hair while smacking *** is quite a feat though.

Thats easy

you mad crazy son.

No you are.