Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

still trying to sell those 8s?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=106313

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

my dumbass sister just wrapped her car around a tree. I'd feel to guilty taking the tickets and leaving her in the hospital. besides there is a ****ing snow storm.

Do my eyes deceive me or does Satan have a change of heart?
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[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

pussy

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers, please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a drivers license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

can you guys access the last page of the hot chicks thread? I get the FORBIDDEN message every time.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://vidmax.com/index.php/videos/view/4559

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I just sunk a couple protein submarines.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

System Of A Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O sweet song!

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

damn..............grats me on getting some *** tonight!!!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif :woot:

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

he didn't hurt you did he?

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

he didn't hurt you did he?

nah you didn't hurt me, I even said "good game," after you left //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Dang 2k

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

And wtf is up with these big avatars

I want one of a pic of my choosing //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif