Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

If I had enough space in my sig this post would be there.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

ugh, I think I OD'd on tacos //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Done

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

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[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

just holla at me!

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

You should have stepped up, brushed him back, and said, "Let me handle this."

Cops got called. After they left, we had a tea party. Mr. Pooh bear is a fantastic host.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Oh man, that bible thread is great. Good job guys.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.

Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.

So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:

8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."

That's when the cop looked at me and yelled. "Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!"

 

[denim 5,000+ posts]

Flamable Times I tell you.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

A guy an his daughter came to the door and started talking about Jesus. I told him fail and shut the door in his face.

bahahahahahahahaha

Flamable Times I tell you.

O RLY?

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I have to miss what will be Clemson's biggest football game in 5 years or more now because I have to work.

Maybe I'll call in that I forgot about a test I have to take today and get a coworker to cover for me.

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

That only works on Saturdays. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Today is Saturday //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif