Crunk Times, My friend.....Crunk Times

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Pedestrian? What is that suppose to mean?

common, normal, everyday

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Never heard it used that way before. I thought he meant he didn't want to walk...like he couldn't just drive instead.

It's not something you hear everyday.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

I think he actually wrote the New American Standard Version.

so old guys were on campus this week passing out little New Testaments, and they gave me 2, I'm not entirely sure what they were implying //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

I want to do pizza but I don't have the money for one. Guess it's going to be Taco Bell for me.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

Even if there is surprise buttsex involved?


The bench is sux. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

as long as I'm not on the receiving end, surprise butsecks is always encouraged

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

asdfjkl;

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I want to do pizza but I don't have the money for one. Guess it's going to be Taco Bell for me.

You could swing buy the grocery, pick up a frozen pizza, return home, heat said pizza up and then enjoy a nice Italian dinner. We will wait on you.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

K, but remember the code: it isn't *** if it is forced.

that's terribly hilarious

and kind of tragic

my ex was ***** twice

I used to have compassion for her until I discovered her true nature

then I realized she pretty much deserved it

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

dammit, I wish my beer hook up hadn't moved to the other side of town

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

16 days 'til my 21st though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/woot.gif.aaa6090e619a97b6090d16dd863c5a69.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

You could swing buy the grocery, pick up a frozen pizza, return home, heat said pizza up and then enjoy a nice Italian dinner. We will wait on you.

Meh...That would take over an hour total. And I'm not eating those little mini pizzas that take 5 minutes to heat up anymore.