Funny story about hoss.
This morning, he wore a pair a pants that had a rip in the crotch of them. While climbing in his truck, his boxers ripped. He ignored it and kept working. While picking up bricks at one of the houses, he felt a breeze. He didn't think anything of it. He kept picking up bricks. So, he was standing up, bent over when a couple of homeowners walked by him. After they walked by him, he realized why he felt the breeze, and why the homeowners were probably walking so fast. Both of his balls managed to slip out, and were swinging in the breeze. He said that they were "swangin" so much that if he wouldn't have been in the middle of the neighborhood, he would have been proud.