Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[hoss's ho 10+ year member]

stupid work and having to go get a new tire...

the //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/chicken.gif.218ea7401db50d5e31a7e0b37e05e21e.gif gave you a flat tire

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Dont forget he is within arms reach at times... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[hoss's ho 10+ year member]

ha, very rarely

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Indeed.

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[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

ha' date=' very rarely[/quote']

Do you wear the pants in the relationship?

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Heh.

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[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

Father sent me a good joke email today...

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really MAD. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"

 

 

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and

ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened

it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I lol'd.

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[denim 5,000+ posts]

spam topic for 3 people?

 

[hoss's ho 10+ year member]

Do you wear the pants in the relationship?

He knows his place

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

What the hell is going on in here kiddies?

 

[hoss's ho 10+ year member]

has anyone seen this article? I hope I die in China.

BEIJING - Striptease send-offs at funerals may become a thing of the past in east China after five people were arrested for organizing the intimate farewells, state media reported on Wednesday.

Police swooped last week after two groups of strippers gave "obscene performances" at a farmer's funeral in Donghai County, Jiangsu province, Xinhua news agency said.

The disrobing served a higher purpose, the report noted.

 

[hoss's ho 10+ year member]

I lol'd.
nG

Hoss has informed me that it is now "laugh out loud," and no more abbreviated lols will be accepted.

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

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[hoss 5,000+ posts]

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strike one...