Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

so noone liked my song?

Just drop it...now...and go back to your room...

NG

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

i got another one. lemme get it out....

Well, I don't understand the phenomenom

We ****ing these hoes that look like spallala

Rich boys think that is shitty

But I like ****ing crackheads with one *****

And I do it at the drop of a dime

And I get the scabies almost every time

So let's talk about my nutsac

I don't front, Jack[frost], I got bugs on my ballzac

Well I'm reqqie req-req and I ain't no *****

I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch

Cuz ***** if I'm itching when I come home

Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome

You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it

Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets

In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though

I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho

And know I'm like ***** how can this be

Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV

Then try to walk to the store and get a 40

How'd these bugs get on me

Somebody asked me how I got scabies

Probably that homeless fat redneck bad lady

That I ****ed in the shed

Then the little critters on my dingaling said

Your nuts we want your nuts

We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts

Your nuts we want your nuts

Please, oh please, **** dirty butts (****s)

I met this ***** and went up in it

Dropped her off, went to the clinic

*****, I got bizugs on my siznac

So tell me what's up with that

Should of said something bout your bug problem

Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, *****

Can't keep my mother****ing hands out my drawers

Stick a roach motel up under your balls

Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry

And sizzle those mother****ers off my wang

So you wanna **** around, always gotta buck around

Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found

Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts

Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts

But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin

Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track

So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting

But I ain't going out like a *****, yo, **** that

Stick em in a blender and hit the switch

Then I hit the *****

Met this bum in the back of a dumpster

****ed her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster

Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang

Then I heard my dingaling sang

Your nuts we want your nuts

We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts

Your nuts we want your nuts

Please, oh please, **** dirty butts (****s)

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

i did it for juuusst you noah

now that i look at it.

you write the lowercase letter 'b' weird... like one continious loop - down then around. weirdo. everyone knows its first a | and then a > line.

That is how I wrote it, in 2 segments, you're obviously blind... dumb****

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

so noone liked my song?

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PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE DESK! PUT YOU BIG HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK!

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

\
PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE DESK! PUT YOU BIG HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK!

thats that supposed to mean.

and //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif@you for your stupid handwriting for all to see in my sig //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

no, thats his mother. she is freaky in bed. i made a rhyme about her.
What up dawg,

what you been up to?

Oh Yeah well thats cool,

check it out

Me and you,

we been down for awhile right,

We been here and there, we been pretty tight...

Something happened last night that you might get upset about - But here me out

I didn't mean nothin by it - I'm gonna make this quick,

i've been given your mom this dick.

I don't know how it happened

I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin

I was over there mowin the grass and i could feel her eyes all up on my ***

I went inside to make a phone call,

And there she was with a ***** hangin out her bra

One thing just led to another,

and the next thing you know i been ****in your mother!

Chorus:

Please don't hate me but i been ****in your mom loose lately

Please don't hate me

I never said i love the ho

Please don't hate me but i been ****in your mom loose lately

Never shoulda trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up i still got more

Your momma gives head like a heroin *****.

I wasn't thinkin how you was my bud

When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud

We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk

I ****ed her with a bowlin pin

She was freaky her niipples look like peanuts

Your mom is one of my favorite ****s

She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick

wtih one big lick

She calls me her big teddy bear

Growl, i chase her around in my underwear

I'll admit i like spankin her butt

I used your sock to catch my nut

Don't worry i put it back

I new i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together

chorus

Your mom's *** looks like oatmeal yo

Its bumpy and grainy,

I like the feel though

And i ain't tryin to diss her either

I'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some.

Every hair is like a foot long

***** looks like a werewolf wearin a thong sometimes

Its alright with me though

I don't mind as long as i can locate the pee hole

And your dad's so dumb

He's knowin nothig here

I'm stuffin her muffin

Not to mention the pickle buffin

And i hope me and you are still cool

I'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow

And we plan on ****in your brother-

Alright, i'll talk to later, Peace Undercover!

OOH! what now!

nice job plagarizing ICP assclown

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

i'm getting something to eat.

will be back later.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

thats that supposed to mean.

Lewis Black quote...

and //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif@you for your stupid handwriting for all to see in my sig //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

I'm sorry my handwriting is so stupid?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

You were doing better with the insults earlier...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Lewis Black quote...

I'm sorry my handwriting is so stupid?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

You were doing better with the insults earlier...

Don't worry...

req IS teh noob...to the extreme. He's like...noob and 3/4

NG

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Don't worry...
req IS teh noob...to the extreme. He's like...noob and 3/4

NG

I wonder where he's at... probably curled up in the fetal position crying while repeatedly saying, "I'm teh FG king, I don't care what punker and Njizm say...", with the occasional shouting of, "STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SKILLZ!" thrown in, you know, for good measure.

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I wonder where he's at... probably curled up in the fetal position crying while repeatedly saying, "I'm teh FG king, I don't care what punker and Njizm say...", with the occasional shouting of, "STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SKILLZ!" thrown in, you know, for good measure.
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good stuff...

NG

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

This thread is lame...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

This thread is lame...

Just like req's "skills" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

NG

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

just like it's creator.....

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

just like it's creator.....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Just like this guy...

NG