Crunk Flammable Jello Times

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no, thats his mother. she is freaky in bed. i made a rhyme about her.

What up dawg,

what you been up to?

Oh Yeah well thats cool,

check it out

Me and you,

we been down for awhile right,

We been here and there, we been pretty tight...

Something happened last night that you might get upset about - But here me out

I didn't mean nothin by it - I'm gonna make this quick,

i've been given your mom this dick.

I don't know how it happened

I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin

I was over there mowin the grass and i could feel her eyes all up on my ***

I went inside to make a phone call,

And there she was with a ***** hangin out her bra

One thing just led to another,

and the next thing you know i been ****in your mother!

Chorus:

Please don't hate me but i been ****in your mom loose lately

Please don't hate me

I never said i love the ho

Please don't hate me but i been ****in your mom loose lately

Never shoulda trusted a juggalo

Don't hang up i still got more

Your momma gives head like a heroin *****.

I wasn't thinkin how you was my bud

When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud

We broke out with your grampa's gin and got drunk

I ****ed her with a bowlin pin

She was freaky her niipples look like peanuts

Your mom is one of my favorite ****s

She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick

wtih one big lick

She calls me her big teddy bear

Growl, i chase her around in my underwear

I'll admit i like spankin her butt

I used your sock to catch my nut

Don't worry i put it back

I new i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together

chorus

Your mom's *** looks like oatmeal yo

Its bumpy and grainy,

I like the feel though

And i ain't tryin to diss her either

I'm only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some.

Every hair is like a foot long

***** looks like a werewolf wearin a thong sometimes

Its alright with me though

I don't mind as long as i can locate the pee hole

And your dad's so dumb

He's knowin nothig here

I'm stuffin her muffin

Not to mention the pickle buffin

And i hope me and you are still cool

I'm spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow

And we plan on ****in your brother-

Alright, i'll talk to later, Peace Undercover!

OOH! what now!

 

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w. t. f.

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who is that he's running over?

oh it's undercoverpunk

 

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thats you for telling somone to ban me!

so noone likes my rap talents?

 

[GCAdidas13 10+ year member]

comon it's obvious you copy-pasted that from somewhere.

 

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i did not //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

do you like my new signature? i hope it makes people giggle.

 

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It makes me giggle.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Excellent Sig and Avatar REQ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

NG

 

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ill give you somthing to giggle about !

 

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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Excellent Sig and Avatar REQ //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

NG

i did it for juuusst you noah

now that i look at it.

you write the lowercase letter 'b' weird... like one continious loop - down then around. weirdo. everyone knows its first a | and then a > line.

 

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req is a photoshop genius.

and i love the last line of the new sig //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

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i thought that up all by myself.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Hey Jason wrote that one...we just discussed it the whole day...lol

NG

 

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so noone liked my song?