Crunk Flammable Jello Times

Nobody liked him. He was 26, lived at home, and had no car. He didn't go to school or anything. He was so lazy it got to the point where I would just schedule him from 11-2 twice a week and he was happy with 6 hours a week.

 
i remember workin at Arby's when i was 20 and i'd be in the back washin dishes and then he tells me to get to work on makin the food and i was like wtf hire some more people then so i get some curly fries out and just toss em in the fry holder deals and some drop on the floor cuz hte dam bags almost lal the time overflowed when you opened them and that whenever i had to mop the whole dam restaurant at night people would not obey the slippery when wet signs and this girl slipped on her sandal and i help her up and she goes "darn it i'm wet now" and i iddn't know what to say to that, if i could go back in time i'd prolly hit it cuz she was fiiiiiiiine

 
Then in 2004 i worked for this cleaning company and went to businesses and cleaned and vacuumed, easy shit to do, had one crazy deranged crew member who was 39 and he'd always hit on girls at those places, then he'd give me money to get him some Pepsi and reeses cuz tha'ts all he ate, then durin the breaks he'd talk about how his wife left him and that he finds those girls more attractive then his wife and he'd bring his lil cd player deal and blare ozzy osbourne music while waxin the floors, then he'd get all pissed off after you'd walk on his floor he waxed eventhough it was dry, sometimes he'd come to work and fartin from the mcdonalds food he had when he said he was on a diet pfft, what a moron

 
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