Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

So I went to Stake N Shake after I got off work tonight...

Shortly after I get there, some jailbait walk in... cool. All wearing tight, very thin, little sweatpants...

They're loud as hell, and one keeps getting up and bending over... basically right next to where I'm sitting because she's looking over her friend's shoulder at some digi-pics...

Anyways, halfway through the meal, this ***** tips over her entire chocolate shake straight into the middle of her lap... and she sits there and watches as the remainder plops into her lap... and then picks up the glass.

LAwl.

I then sit there... laughing my *** off... and watching two little JB girls... one wiping the other pubic area down bending over... and the other... with a glorious pubis mound... it was entertaining.

She had a great camel toe too... the other had a cute little mole right below her waist line...

When we left I said thanks for the laugh. They all giggled...

Whew. Restraint fellas, restraint.

nG

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

shit Ng! lmao

ya shoulda helped them out!

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

No shit.

Lick it off?

nG

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

cool name for a place too, Steak N Shake

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Steak N Shake... you don't have those anywhere around you?

nG

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

closest one is 100 miles away lol

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

We have Steak N Shakes. Now I'm tempted to go into one in hopes of kinky crotch licking.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

They have this pepper bacon double steak burger with pepper jack cheese...

It was amazing... I also added some of my cheese fries onto the sandwhich.

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nG

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I don't think this place would jive with my new found eating habits.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

They have this pepper bacon double steak burger with pepper jack cheese...
It was amazing... I also added some of my cheese fries onto the sandwhich.

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nG

I'll be sure to try that one, maybe even with the cheese fries on the sandwich

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

The Italian Chicken sandwich at Burger King is pure ***. As soon as the slender sandwich entered my mouth, I had a warm tingling sensation enter my mouth and travel down to my genitals. I recommend this orgasmic sandwich to anybody. Also onion rings before the sandwich act as foreplay.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Really?

nG

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Also speaking of *** I watched Wrong Turn 2. This one hot chick showed her tits and gave head. She was then chased in her underpants and hacked to death. Pure ***. Had I been eating an Italian Chicken Sandwich, my balls would've exploded with ****** pleasure.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ***!!!

nG

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

I was going to just whack off tonight, but I think I'll go the Italian Chicken Sandwich route