Crunk Flammable Jello Times

probably the best week of my life.

lots of food.

got loaded every night for 7 days straight.

meet a lot of really cool people around the resort (mostly drunk)

meet some ladies //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

did some white water rafting.

went all native with some locals

got tan as hell.

surfed

and yeah

 
and better yet. my dad bought in to this timeshare thing. so I/we can go back anytime for a great price.

were VIP members //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 
yeah it was fun as hell. the rating of some of the rapids was like a 4 iirc, but It was kinda weak, I was not holding on much the hole time, except for this one section called "mike tyson jr" which pretty much worked everybody over...

it was crazy though. there were 5 rafts that went. with like 5/6 people in each.

3 of them flipped and people were all over the place, one older guy almost died.. a bunch of people wanted out, and left early.

my boat did not flip and we did great.

one big body builder guy broke his ankle in 3 spots.

one younger German girl broke her foot. ( I signed her cast //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif) she was with another girl that was way cute.

then the other older guy was bused to the hospital.

It was a hell of a time.

 
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When I was in St. Maarten, this little girl yelled out "Mommy look @ those black guys with yellow spiders on their heads!" Spider = dreadlocks lol

One of the Haitian guys replyed "We're not black, man, we're Haitian!"

 
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