Crunk Flammable Jello Times

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

u know what? fu*k erin

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

u know what? fu*k erin

You know what FUCK YOU

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

hey acidburn, were you aware they put lt2s and lt3s and ls7s in 94-96 impalas?

Thats what a coworker told me. He said he wanted a 94-96 impala. I was like yeah they are kinda hard to find, i Just want a fleetwood, LT1 engine same as the impala, just in a cadillac. Then he told me that he wanted the LT1 but also that he could find one that came with a lt2 lt3 and/or ls7 and that it would be faster than the fleetwood. ANd I just stared at him. And he told me to stop looking at him like he was stupid. So I rode away on my cherry picker.

lol, what a r-tard

Impalas are faster than Fleetwoods however. Fleetwoods are bigger, heavier and have 2.73's.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

lol, what a r-tardImpalas are faster than Fleetwoods however. Fleetwoods are bigger, heavier and have 2.73's.

This is true, but Im not sure why he said it would be faster than the fleetwood (I know it is) I guess he was thinking I was saying it was the same thing. I dont know, but I wasnt even trying to one-up him or anything.

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar

well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke

so i helped him walk to the toilet

all the stalls were occupied

lol

bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy

so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open

and there's this guy in there taking a shit

hahahahahaha

and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM

then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and puked all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'

so he ****ing BLASTS this guy in the face

and runs away

imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVAR

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

Lawl....

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

your friend bryan is a piece of shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

hoss: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?

req: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.

hoss: lol thanks that cheered me up

req: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

you have alot of free time, dont you //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

If a girl cant dance...

she sure cant fuck either!

yeah but that is why you just tie her down and stuff...

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and ****. I am very good at ************ so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.govdeals.com/eas/itmDisplay.cfm?itemID=503&acctID=176

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I pissed Erin off today so I am thinking about coming down there early so I can get her to bury the hatchet.
Hopefully not in my back... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Sometimes I can be a ****ing ******* and not even realize it... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/pissed.gif.9f665f96bc89e98e708dabd4580bb591.gif

What'd you do?

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

What'd you do?
nG

I was giving her a bunch of shit about going to a party with her friends... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

I was just being over grumpy because of the last hoe who burned me... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rage.gif.0ad8a6e5565b5fddce406566fdd05149.gif

But, Erin is nothing like that ***** so I had to remember that...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

You know me...

I can say some mean shit and totally not mean it or realize what I am saying until it has already slipped out of my mouth...