Crunk Flammable Jello Times

some blonde chick asked to be my friend and i accepted on the basis i would get nudes, but then her profile was deleted due to her being a bot of some sort. i was really upset and went to see my local priest and asked why someone would do such a thing and he insisted on touching my no-no spot so the matter ended up unresolved.
Buh.

nG

 
i want to be a myspace pimp. i'm going to like hit on myspace chicks. when browsing for chicks i stumbled upon some bondage chicks. that was freaky. i may hit them up. as the kids would say these days, that's off the hizzy

 
i'm really miffed about what to do tonight. what is there to do in a little village in northern michigan? i could gaze into the night sky, but why? maybe i'll sit in my chair and pretend i'm somewhere else. maybe i'll pretend i'm lingerie

 
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