Anyone ever shit themself while farting?

[Primo 10+ year member]

I was invited by a friend to go to a dinner reception with her boyfriend and accompany a friend of hers. I thought it would be fun and might have a chance to get lucky while Im at it. Well at the dinner they had all kinds of food. I took to the spicy meat balls, and ate about 25 of them little bastards. The night was going good and we were both getting kinda tipsy from all the drinking and started flirting with eachother. Well flirting led to making out and making out led to going to her apartment. By the time we got there we were both wasted and proceded to get it on. Some how... during the night I guess the meatballs wanted to come out. I woke up in the am and had shit all over the middle of the bed. I freaked the fu(k out. The whole time shes just snoring away. I went in the bathroom and cleaned my *** up, and high taild it out. Never heard back from her till this day.

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

So far you're the only one that's complained.... maybe you should just quit being a mod and go back to not giving a ****....

Hes the only one who said something. We were all thinking it though.

this is what makes the mods sad you fu*khead.


jesus christ. if you dont have anything relavant to post. dont f*cking post.

x2.

everyone has had a lil hershey squirt at least once. while we're on the pants crapping i might as well share this. i took a dump in my friends pool cause he pissed me off a few years back. to this day he dosent know the origin of the log. maybe in another 10 years i'll tell him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I bet you make the mods sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

You are so pathetic its almost sad...I used to be a mod you fukin tard..

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

I was invited by a friend to go to a dinner reception with her boyfriend and accompany a friend of hers. I thought it would be fun and might have a chance to get lucky while Im at it. Well at the dinner they had all kinds of food. I took to the spicy meat balls, and ate about 25 of them little bastards. The night was going good and we were both getting kinda tipsy from all the drinking and started flirting with eachother. Well flirting led to making out and making out led to going to her apartment. By the time we got there we were both wasted and proceded to get it on. Some how... during the night I guess the meatballs wanted to come out. I woke up in the am and had shit all over the middle of the bed. I freaked the fu(k out. The whole time shes just snoring away. I went in the bathroom and cleaned my *** up, and high taild it out. Never heard back from her till this day.

I...

I can't top that. Seriously one of the best stories like that I've ever heard.

 

[geonfreaq 10+ year member]

I had no idea what I was supposed to do. I had thought about maybe smearing some on her butt, to make it look like she did it so I would be off the hook. But I think that would have woke her up. So instead I just bounced.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[analogkid]

I was invited by a friend to go to a dinner reception with her boyfriend and accompany a friend of hers. I thought it would be fun and might have a chance to get lucky while Im at it. Well at the dinner they had all kinds of food. I took to the spicy meat balls, and ate about 25 of them little bastards. The night was going good and we were both getting kinda tipsy from all the drinking and started flirting with eachother. Well flirting led to making out and making out led to going to her apartment. By the time we got there we were both wasted and proceded to get it on. Some how... during the night I guess the meatballs wanted to come out. I woke up in the am and had shit all over the middle of the bed. I freaked the fu(k out. The whole time shes just snoring away. I went in the bathroom and cleaned my *** up, and high taild it out. Never heard back from her till this day.

the whole bed crapping thing makes me think of the scene fom trainspotting when the dude crapped his bed. only you didnt cover you're whole family when mom tried to reclaim the sheets.

 

[Kali77 10+ year member]

I...
I can't top that. Seriously one of the best stories like that I've ever heard.

x2 that is absolutly classic //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Kali

 

[geonfreaq 10+ year member]

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[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

dude i gotta poop so bad right now...