Anyone ever shit themself while farting?

[Kali77 10+ year member]

Honestly I think everyone needs to chill out. It seems to me some people are getting a little stressed out, remeber this is just a online forum //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif If it is getting to anyone they should probably take a break //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif This should be a place to come for info and to socialize, not get upset and pissed off.

Kali

 

[YungGunna313 10+ year member]

Like 3yrs ago I was on my way to a hotdog eating contest and I was running late and really had to take a shit. So I thought hey let me try to squeeze a little fart out to relieve the pressure. BAM! all the sudden I had something warm and brown running down my leg. I looked over and the passensenger was like WTF. So i said "here you go" and just took a shit in the car while driving, reached my hand down my pants grabbed the gobs of shit with my bare hand. I rolled down the window and launched it at a car next to me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif
Kali

hahahha i dunno if u were serious bout this, but that shyt made me laugh so **** hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

lol just tryin to picture somebody laid back enough that he just shyts himself, looks over at a friend like "oh well", n just continues to shyt in his car cuz he too lazy to worry bout it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[YungGunna313 10+ year member]

Honestly I think everyone needs to chill out. It seems to me some people are getting a little stressed out, remeber this is just a online forum //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif If it is getting to anyone they should probably take a break //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif This should be a place to come for info and to socialize, not get upset and pissed off.
Kali

yea tru, shouldnt take this thing serious enough to let things bother u. i mean geez dude said it its an 'online forum'. who cares what goes on n what ppl post, if they wanna waste their time and look like fools, let them. just make fun of them so ppl can get a good laugh

 

[Kali77 10+ year member]

hahahha i dunno if u were serious bout this, but that shyt made me laugh so **** hard //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif
lol just tryin to picture somebody laid back enough that he just shyts himself, looks over at a friend like "oh well", n just continues to shyt in his car cuz he too lazy to worry bout it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

Glad you enjoyed it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif Who knows if it happened or if it was one of my fvcked up distorted dreams //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif Could of just been my imagination running astray //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

Kali

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

I'll just leave it at, I'm never eating at Denny's again, for multiple reasons...

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

I'll just leave it at, I'm never eating at Denny's again, for multiple reasons...

Dennys is horrible.....

Since youre from Dayton, Im sure you know where Troy St. is? Thats the street the kid had to walk home down in my tale of poo.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Dennys is horrible.....Since youre from Dayton, Im sure you know where Troy St. is? Thats the street the kid had to walk home down in my tale of poo.

Lol, that's right next to the HVAC supply store...

that makes your story even funnier...

Speaking of you and your funny stories... any new developments with that neighbor guy...?

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

http://www.caraudio.com/vb/showthread.php?t=88790&highlight=taking+poop

reminds me of this thread..its funny as hell

80

love shitty stories

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

I was invited by a friend to go to a dinner reception with her boyfriend and accompany a friend of hers. I thought it would be fun and might have a chance to get lucky while Im at it. Well at the dinner they had all kinds of food. I took to the spicy meat balls, and ate about 25 of them little bastards. The night was going good and we were both getting kinda tipsy from all the drinking and started flirting with eachother. Well flirting led to making out and making out led to going to her apartment. By the time we got there we were both wasted and proceded to get it on. Some how... during the night I guess the meatballs wanted to come out. I woke up in the am and had shit all over the middle of the bed. I freaked the fu(k out. The whole time shes just snoring away. I went in the bathroom and cleaned my *** up, and high taild it out. Never heard back from her till this day.

LOL!! WTF!! thats just groady.

 

[pd298 10+ year member]

Its called a wet fart //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

or a "Shart"

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

this is what makes the mods sad you fu*khead.


jesus christ. if you dont have anything relavant to post. dont f*cking post.

SOrry i didn't have any prudent information to add to the "I SHIT MYSELF" thread.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

hahaahaha. this sh*t is hilarous.

ever had the opposite? where you swear by god you shit yourself or took a huge dump in the toilet, but nothing came out?

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

i was like 5 or 6 and i was eating a sanwhich and i shitted so i didnt knoe what to do so i put the poo in the sandwhich and put it in a sipplock bag and through it in my closet ( i didnt knoe what i was doing) so i leave it their for like a few months like 2 or 3 and im looking through my closet and i find a sanwhich with poo i still remember till this day //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

 

[cjjackson85 5,000+ posts]

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[RangerMan Premium Member]

Its called a shart. I have a friend that did it twice this year...once in our dorm, once in the gym.