Anyone ever shit themself while farting?

[John3000 10+ year member]

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[ighettoboyi 10+ year member]

okok...it's called a shart

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

It's called sharting...

I think I just sharted on this thread...oops

NG

 

[Kali77 10+ year member]

Like 3yrs ago I was on my way to a hotdog eating contest and I was running late and really had to take a shit. So I thought hey let me try to squeeze a little fart out to relieve the pressure. BAM! all the sudden I had something warm and brown running down my leg. I looked over and the passensenger was like WTF. So i said "here you go" and just took a shit in the car while driving, reached my hand down my pants grabbed the gobs of shit with my bare hand. I rolled down the window and launched it at a car next to me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif

Kali

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Like 3yrs ago I was on my way to a hotdog eating contest and I was running late and really had to take a shit. So I thought hey let me try to squeeze a little fart out to relieve the pressure. BAM! all the sudden I had something warm and brown running down my leg. I looked over and the passensenger was like WTF. So i said "here you go" and just took a shit in the car while driving, reached my hand down my pants grabbed the gobs of shit with my bare hand. I rolled down the window and launched it at a car next to me //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/uhoh.gif.c07307dd22ee7e63e22fc8e9c614d1fd.gif
Kali

Literally, lol...

NG

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

My mother in law crapped hier pants about a month ago.......at my house. I come in from working on my car, to hera my wife say "Do you need a pair of underwear?" I went right back outside.

A few years ago, me and some buddies were standing around smoking some pot, and one guy kept sayine he needed to go home, his Dad's chili was top spicy. We kept him there, smoking, and eventually, we hear this tiny little puff, and then its like a ****ing waterfall....All down the back of his leg, and dripping out of his pants with each step, like small poo pancakes. He took off his shoes, socks, and pants, and walked home (down one of the busiest roads in the city) in his underwear, where his prissy grandparents from Florida were visiting. To this day, it is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

To this day, it is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

u think thats funny? try watchin family guy when ur blazed...

i laughed so hard i threw up onetime...

 

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I bet you make the mods sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

this is what makes the mods sad you fu*khead.

ibtl...

jesus christ. if you dont have anything relavant to post. dont f*cking post.

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

this is what makes the mods sad you fu*khead.


jesus christ. if you dont have anything relavant to post. dont f*cking post.

So far you're the only one that's complained.... maybe you should just quit being a mod and go back to not giving a ****....

 

[req 5,000+ posts]

it jsut discusts me that the only thing anyone can post anymore is "woo free post dance"

im just sick of it.

 

[snebes 10+ year member]

I just sharted all over my girlfriend....but she wanted me to

 

[Kali77 10+ year member]

it jsut discusts me that the only thing anyone can post anymore is "woo free post dance[/ QUOTE]

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[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

So what's your home forum now? Since you're so sick of us all here?

Post whoring's been around pretty stedily since I've been here.... no real huge increase IMO. I personally like the laid back atmosphere of this forums, it's a big group of e-friends as far as I'm concerned. I hate super serious forums, which from the sound of it, is what you like.

No offense man, I like seeing you post progress and shit, but maybe you should go to a different, more serious forum if you can't stand it here...

 

[amedeuce 10+ year member]

I was 18 (30 now), I went to meet up with a girl at her apt. Well she wasn't home yet so I waited in my truck. I had had an upset stomache with a little gas. Not wanting to have gas around this girl I decided I should push the gas out while waiting in my truck. Well it wasn't gas It was liquid, I tried to squeeze shut but it was to late.

So I walked all uncomfortably with shit all over my *** to the apt. pool complex. Went into the bathroom, NO TP!! So I wiped my *** with the clean parts of my boxer shorts, threw them in the trash and went home.

 

[geonfreaq 10+ year member]

I was invited by a friend to go to a dinner reception with her boyfriend and accompany a friend of hers. I thought it would be fun and might have a chance to get lucky while Im at it. Well at the dinner they had all kinds of food. I took to the spicy meat balls, and ate about 25 of them little bastards. The night was going good and we were both getting kinda tipsy from all the drinking and started flirting with eachother. Well flirting led to making out and making out led to going to her apartment. By the time we got there we were both wasted and proceded to get it on. Some how... during the night I guess the meatballs wanted to come out. I woke up in the am and had shit all over the middle of the bed. I freaked the fu(k out. The whole time shes just snoring away. I went in the bathroom and cleaned my *** up, and high taild it out. Never heard back from her till this day.