Anyone ever shit themself while farting?

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

I just farted and it felt really good, and I wonder if anyone has ever farted and shit on accident.

I did once when I was 15...diharrea...in white shorts..then sat in it.

just wondering,thats all.

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[kuijo 10+ year member]

ibtl...

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Nope. *awaits interesting posts*

 

[marleyskater420 5,000+ posts]

at least this is an honest "lounge" thread...

not like im doing this to get my post count up..

or just posting to get it up...

 

[kuijo 10+ year member]

I bet you make the mods sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[macbethpoe]

I bet you make the mods sad //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

Who cares if he does, AWSOME thread, kudos. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Its called a wet fart //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

when i was in elementary.. i think 3rd grade. this was so long ago i cant remember it cleary. i DO remember i went to school.. went home.. and i THINK i was watching TV.. i cant remember. anyway, for some reason that i cant remember, i remember having a big boost of energy and for some reason i was running through the hallway.. i think i was going to my room. in the middle of the "burst" of strength in running i felt like i had farted but instead of air coming out, it felt like water had squeezed out my cracks. right when it happened, i remember thinking to myself "dude that fart felt like it wasnt gas at all" then when i landed from my leap or whatever it was, i felt a warmness stucc to the whitey tighties that was hugging my ***. i ran str8 to the toilet and pulled my pants down to find a streak of liquid brown shit that leaked out the undies and onto the pants too. i remember that i didnt even feel like i had to take a shit when it all happened. it was very very very very VERY VERY weird. growing up, i had a fear of it happening again but it never had or has.. i wonder what the hell i was going through that day.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

a couple times i've had wicked bad diahherea (usually after eating Taco Bell) and a little liquid comes out with the fart

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

when i was in elementary.. i think 3rd grade. this was so long ago i cant remember it cleary. i DO remember i went to school.. went home.. and i THINK i was watching TV.. i cant remember. anyway, for some reason that i cant remember, i remember having a big boost of energy and for some reason i was running through the hallway.. i think i was going to my room. in the middle of the "burst" of strength in running i felt like i had farted but instead of air coming out, it felt like water had squeezed out my cracks. right when it happened, i remember thinking to myself "dude that fart felt like it wasnt gas at all" then when i landed from my leap or whatever it was, i felt a warmness stucc to the whitey tighties that was hugging my ***. i ran str8 to the toilet and pulled my pants down to find a streak of liquid brown shit that leaked out the undies and onto the pants too. i remember that i didnt even feel like i had to take a shit when it all happened. it was very very very very VERY VERY weird. growing up, i had a fear of it happening again but it never had or has.. i wonder what the hell i was going through that day.

LMAO.....poor kid

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

a couple times i've had wicked bad diahherea (usually after eating Taco Bell) and a little liquid comes out with the fart

I had some of that today ( not the TB)

 

[analogkid]

everyone has had a lil hershey squirt at least once. while we're on the pants crapping i might as well share this. i took a dump in my friends pool cause he pissed me off a few years back. to this day he dosent know the origin of the log. maybe in another 10 years i'll tell him.

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

everyone has had a lil hershey squirt at least once. while we're on the pants crapping i might as well share this. i took a dump in my friends pool cause he pissed me off a few years back. to this day he dosent know the origin of the log. maybe in another 10 years i'll tell him.

bahahahhahahah

 

[luvofmusic 10+ year member]

I remember when I was 16 and just got drunk as hell the night before st. patrick's day. Anyway I am walking to the parade up a hill and i fell this really wet fart and as I walk up the hill I can't stop so I keep walking and see a porto potty. I just took off my draws and went on like nothing happened. **** Hamm's Beer.

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

I just farted and it felt really good, and I wonder if anyone has ever farted and shit on accident.
I did once when I was 15...diharrea...in white shorts..then sat in it.

just wondering,thats all.

i did ...i was going to a basketball tournament and on the way there i farted and shit came out....my wife looked at me and said u shitted didnt u...i said no..and she said i can tell your lying becuz when u got out the car u left a brown streak in the seat..then i confessed

80

this happend 2years ago