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    Icon10 WTB: Best joke..?

    ok ok i know its for sale forum and for car audio but here it goes

    i hav 6.78 chillin in paypal thats just bugging me so i figured id do this : best joke in this thread gets $6.78 paypal

    fire away


    WARNING: may contain offensive material so leave all political, religous and personal beleifs out of this thread please

    edit: 6.5 hours left as of 2:30 pm 02/17/05
    Last edited by its_bacon12; 02-17-2005 at 03:18 PM.



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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Ok so there is this guy who has a few daughters. Well the daughters are getting to that curious age and he notices that when he gets out of the shower they are hanging around the bathroom a lot. So one day he asks them “what are all hanging around here so much for?” and they reply “were trying to see a whoo whoo.” The father then replies, “Well ill tell you all you need to know about whoo whoos. They are very, very poisonous don’t ever touch one. Then the youngest daughter replies no they aren’t if they were the dog would be dead.




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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    There was a kid who just turned 5. yesterday he was 6.




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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    (im not racest, anti jesus, or anti gay. they are just jokes i heard)

    what do you call a homosexual with diarea?
    a juicyfruit
    why cant jesus eat skittles?
    cause they would fall through the holes in his hand
    how do you keep a black person from drowning?
    take your foot of his face
    Why do all the girls love jesus?
    Cause he was hung like this [hold hands out like his crucifixion]



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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    One day a mother of 4 ran out of peas while making pea soup. Nearest thing around was BB's from her oldest sons pellet gun. So she added them in the hopes to feed her family. After dinner her young dauter came to her and said "mom, I am peeing bbs." Mom asked her if it hurt, the dauter said no so Mom assured her that there was nothing to worry about and to go to bed. F few minutes later her youngest son came to her and told her that he was also peeing BBs. She assured him that if it didnt hurt then nothing was wrong. Her oldest dauter came to her and told her that she too was peeing bbs. Mom again assured her nothing was wrong and to go to bed. That night just before her oldest son was going to bed he came to her and started to tell her something but the mom cut him off and tried to assure him that there was nothing to worry about with the BBs, the son told her that there was something wrong and that he had been jacking off and accidentially shot the dog.




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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigrick31
    Ok so there is this guy who has a few daughters. Well the daughters are getting to that curious age and he notices that when he gets out of the shower they are hanging around the bathroom a lot. So one day he asks them “what are all hanging around here so much for?” and they reply “were trying to see a whoo whoo.” The father then replies, “Well ill tell you all you need to know about whoo whoos. They are very, very poisonous don’t ever touch one. Then the youngest daughter replies no they aren’t if they were the dog would be dead.

    that came form the blue collar tour.



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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    how many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

    i dunno i keep eating them.
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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Quote Originally Posted by LBX2G
    that came form the blue collar tour.
    yea i was watching it last night.

    One day a mother of 4 ran out of peas while making pea soup. Nearest thing around was BB's from her oldest sons pellet gun. So she added them in the hopes to feed her family. After dinner her young dauter came to her and said "mom, I am peeing bbs." Mom asked her if it hurt, the dauter said no so Mom assured her that there was nothing to worry about and to go to bed. F few minutes later her youngest son came to her and told her that he was also peeing BBs. She assured him that if it didnt hurt then nothing was wrong. Her oldest dauter came to her and told her that she too was peeing bbs. Mom again assured her nothing was wrong and to go to bed. That night just before her oldest son was going to bed he came to her and started to tell her something but the mom cut him off and tried to assure him that there was nothing to worry about with the BBs, the son told her that there was something wrong and that he had been jacking off and accidentially shot the dog.
    i heard a joke just like that when i was about 7. except it was with cookies and bbs and the boy farted and killed the dog.




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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Quote Originally Posted by analogkid
    how many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub?

    i dunno i keep eating them.
    Dead baby jokes pwn




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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
    Acne doesn't come on your face until you're atleast 13.

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing she hasn't already been told twice.

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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    derek33 and jujumantb are doin the best, i wanna let this run out for a day or so before i decide...

    so far im lovin it haha pour on more gasoline...

    skittles are good tho derek! too bad jesus cant have them



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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    What kind of cheese doesnt belong to you???


    nacho cheese!!!!







    You're so foul the last time you got a piece of *** was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper!!!







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    Quote Originally Posted by Termlab

    What's the most embarrassing thing that can happen to a cheerleader???

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    to answer someones question earlier.... after 194dBs your car no longer puts out sound, it puts out earthquakes

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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    This is pretty grose.

    Two gay guys are going at it in the bedroom. One stops and says I need to go to the bathroom, don't finish with out me. So he goes to the bathroom. 3 minutes later he comes back out to find the ceiling, walls, and bed covered in ***. He becomes upset and says I told you to wait. The other guy says I did, I just farted...

    Yeah it's pretty disgusting and I'll delete it if it's too much for most guys.



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    Re: WTB: Best joke..?

    Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball???


    You cant get more than 3 fingers in a bowling ball!!!







    What do soybeans and vibrators have in common??


    they're both meat substitutes.







    How ugly is your girlfriend???


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