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    I need no introduction...

    Chuck Norris


    Date of birth (location) March 10, 1940 - Ryan, Oklahoma, USA

    Biography for
    Chuck Norris

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
    Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
    Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

    Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

    Actor - filmography
    (2000s) (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)

    1. The Cutter (2005) .... John Shepherd
    2. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) .... Capt. Ranger Cordell Walker
    3. Bells of Innocence (2003) .... Matthew
    4. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) .... Joshua McCord
    5. "Walker, Texas Ranger" .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
    - The Final Showdown: Part 1 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    - The Final Showdown: Part 2 (2001) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    - Blood Diamonds (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
    - Reel Rangers (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
    - Without a Sound (2001) TV Episode .... Cordell "Cord" Walker
    (77 more)
    6. The President's Man (2000) (TV) .... Joshua McCord
    7. "Martial Law"
    - Honor Among Strangers (2000) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker

    8. "Sons of Thunder"
    - Thunder by Your Side (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    - Lost & Found (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    - Fighting Back (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    - Moment of Truth (1999) TV Episode .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    9. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) .... Jake Fallon
    10. Forest Warrior (1996) .... McKenna
    11. Top Dog (1995) .... Jake Wilder
    12. Hellbound (1994) .... Frank Shatter
    13. Walker Texas Ranger 3: Deadly Reunion (1994) .... Ranger Cordell Walker
    14. Wind in the Wire (1993) (TV)
    15. Sidekicks (1992) .... Chuck Norris
    16. "De tú a tú"
    - Episode dated 26 March 1992 (1992) TV Episode
    17. The Hitman (1991) .... Cliff Garret/Danny Grogan
    18. Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990) .... Col. Scott McCoy
    ... aka Delta Force 2 (USA: short title)
    ... aka Delta Force 2: Operation Stranglehold
    19. Hero and the Terror (1988) .... Danny O'Brien
    20. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988) .... Col. James Braddock
    21. Firewalker (1986) .... Max Donigan
    22. The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy
    ... aka Mahatz Ha-Delta (Israel: Hebrew title)
    23. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) .... Matt Hunter
    24. Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack
    25. Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985) .... Colonel James Braddock
    26. Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock
    27. Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade
    28. Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall
    29. Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens
    30. An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane
    31. The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James
    32. A Force of One (1979) .... Matt Logan
    33. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) .... John T. Booker
    34. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) .... John David 'J.D.' Dawes
    ... aka Breaker, Breaker
    ... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround
    35. Slaughter in San Francisco (1974) .... Chuck Slaughter/Chuck Norris
    ... aka Chuck Norris vs. the Karate Cop
    ... aka Huang mian lao hu
    ... aka Karate Cop
    ... aka Yellow Faced Tiger
    36. The Student Teachers (1973) .... Karate Instructor
    ... aka College Coeds (USA)
    37. Meng long guojiang (1972) .... Colt
    ... aka Fury of the Dragon (Europe: English title)
    ... aka Return of the Dragon
    ... aka Revenge of the Dragon (USA: cable TV title)
    ... aka Way of the Dragon
    38. The Wrecking Crew (1969) (uncredited) .... Man in the House of 7 Joys

    Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

    Producer - filmography
    (2000s) (1990s)

    1. Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) (executive producer)
    2. Birdie and Bogey (2004) (executive producer)
    3. The President's Man: A Line in the Sand (2002) (TV) (executive producer)
    4. The President's Man (2000) (TV) (executive producer)

    5. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (executive producer) (1999)
    6. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (executive producer)
    7. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (executive producer) (1995-2001)
    8. Sidekicks (1992) (executive producer)

    Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

    Writer - filmography
    (2000s) (1990s) (1980s)

    1. "Walker, Texas Ranger"
    - Golden Boy (2005) TV Episode
    - Lucas: Part 2 (1997) TV Episode
    - Lucas: Part 1 (1997) TV Episode
    - Sons of Thunder (1997) TV Episode
    2. "Sons of Thunder" (1999) TV Series (creator)
    3. Logan's War: Bound by Honor (1998) (TV) (story)
    4. Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
    5. Invasion U.S.A. (1985) (screenplay)

    Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Writer, Miscellaneous Crew, Himself, Archive Footage

    Miscellaneous Crew - filmography
    (1990s) (1980s) (1970s) (1960s)

    1. "Walker, Texas Ranger" (1993) TV Series (singer: theme song)
    2. The Octagon (1980) (fight choreographer)
    3. A Force of One (1979) (fight choreographer)
    4. Good Guys Wear Black (1978) (martial arts choreographer)
    5. Breaker! Breaker! (1977) (fight choreographer)
    ... aka Breaker, Breaker
    ... aka Cindy Jo & the Texas Turnaround
    6. The Green Berets (1968) (martial arts performer)



    Remember the name, the man, the legend, the one and only, I, Chuck Norris.


    Master of the art of roundhouse kicking!




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    Re: I need no introduction...

    Lol You are one weird cookie. But hello!




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    Re: I need no introduction...

    Quote Originally Posted by Railrocker
    Lol You are one weird cookie. But hello!
    lol careful or he might round house kick you!



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    Re: I need no introduction...

    Welcome to the forum. Don't threaten me or I'll call bruce . We all know what happened the last time



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    Re: I need no introduction...

    what would you do?





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    Re: I need no introduction...

    i laughed



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    Identity Crisis FTW



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    Re: I need no introduction...

    hi




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    lol....



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    Re: I need no introduction...

    chuck norris is a punk *** ***** and needs to headbutt a bullet but

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    Re: I need no introduction...

    your a little too much into tha chuck norrisss. . . . .




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    Re: I need no introduction...

    hello daddy



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    Re: I need no introduction...

    dammit he had to be from oklahoma too



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