Ok, so since the WTB section is labeled for car audio, I figured this was the appropriate place to ask. I know this is a really out of the blue WTB thread, but this is for an inside joke. I assumed that someone on here would have good enough woodworking skills to possibly construct one for me, or at least someone could find one on the internet. Like I said, really random, but I am running out of outlets to find one.
Thank you for your help ahead of time.