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Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:21 PM
Hi everyone, I'm Vince! I'm new to the car audio scene, and I'm looking to see if there's room for my ******, er, affordable products in the Car audio world.
:wave:

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:25 PM
the only thing your good at is slapin h0es

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:26 PM
That ho had it coming. She bit my tongue dammit!

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:29 PM
you looked worse than her she beat your @ss

Beaver1992
12-28-2009, 08:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:31 PM
Here's an example of my fine amplifier, the Shamwow 20 kilowatt amp:
http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz124/Vincewiththeslapchop/SHAMWOWPROTO.jpg?t=1262050299

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:32 PM
you looked worse than her she beat your @ss

She did indeed, that's because she was a he. I should have gotten my money back...

05fronty
12-28-2009, 08:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tcVC2XXFvY

jonny101abc
12-28-2009, 08:34 PM
hahaha

your going to love my nuts!

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:35 PM
Would you like to know how billy mays actually died?

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:36 PM
what the ticket on the sham wow 20k lolz

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:37 PM
cocaine

05fronty
12-28-2009, 08:39 PM
Would you like to know how billy mays actually died?

mcdonalds

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:42 PM
what the ticket on the sham wow 20k lolz

The SHAMWOW 20 kw amp can be yours for just two payments of $600
BUT WAIT!!!
If you order within the next 2 minutes we'll throw in a second 20KW for FREE!!
That's right folks, not 1, but 2 20kw amps can be yours for just 2 payments of $600
BUT THERE'S MORE! We'll even throw in a lifetime supply of shamwows and slapchops!!!!
That's two 20kw amps and a lifetime supply of shamwow's and slapchops all for just 2 easy payments of $600
Act now, this offer won't last!!!

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:44 PM
mcdonalds

Actually, the hookers were practice for billy mays. He put up less of a fight. And to finish it all off, I cleaned the blood off of my carpets with oxyclean motherfucker

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:48 PM
so how much did the hooker beating your *** cost you

basebalz13
12-28-2009, 08:48 PM
paypal please? PM me

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:49 PM
Cost? I just gave her a lifetime supply of shamwows. Apparently she was a big customer. Absorbs 10 times its weight in sperm.

05fronty
12-28-2009, 08:49 PM
we need gut pics of amp

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:50 PM
paypal please? PM me

Unfortunately they're still in production right now, the only complete one is in my truck powering two 18" SlapChop™ Subwoofers.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:51 PM
im definity buying some sham wow 20ks

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:51 PM
pics of the slap chop 18s or ban

groundpound4200
12-28-2009, 08:52 PM
info on the slap chop subwoofer line? eta? price?

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:55 PM
Here are the guts of the 20kw:
http://www.soundstream.com/images/products/main/amps/xxx2-lg.jpg

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:56 PM
like like a old american bass 150.1

groundpound4200
12-28-2009, 08:57 PM
that doesnt look like a 20kw amplifier, are you a scammer? What kind of guarantee can I expect?

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:57 PM
Nope, like two Soundstream 10kw in one case.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:57 PM
maby not nevermind the 150.1 looks better

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 08:58 PM
Here's the slapchop:
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9021/10027362.jpg
This is an 18
Guesses as to which company's OEMing :D

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 08:59 PM
he did make the scam wow what do you expect you will lose money every time lolz

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:01 PM
he did make the scam wow what do you expect you will lose money every time lolz

Hey, at least I'm not as bad as RD...

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:03 PM
Unfortunately they're still in production right now, the only complete one is in my truck powering two 18" SlapChop™ Subwoofers.

I peed my pants a little reading this thread! Gotta love ca.com

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:05 PM
I peed my pants a little reading this thread! Gotta love ca.com

Want a shamwow to clean up that mess?

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:06 PM
Want a shamwow to clean up that mess?

Ill take two!! :rolleyes:

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:16 PM
I'm currently negotiating with Xzibit to make SlapChop™ Subs the official Pimp My Ride Subs. What do you guys think?

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:16 PM
how much for the dd zs i mean slap chops

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:21 PM
The SlapChop™ Subwoofer can be yours for just two payments of $300
BUT WAIT!!!
If you order within the next 2 minutes we'll throw in a second SlapChop™ for FREE!!
That's right folks, not 1, but 2 SlapChop™ Subwoofers can be yours for just 2 payments of $300
BUT THERE'S MORE! We'll even throw in a lifetime supply of shamwows and slapchops!!!!
That's two SlapChop™ Subwoofers and a lifetime supply of shamwow's and slapchops all for just 2 easy payments of $600
Act now, this offer won't last!!!

BTW, where did you get the idea that DD made these? These are IA made. I thought that deathpenalty18 would have known that.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:23 PM
it funny thats definitly a soundstream 6500 and your pics from realm of excursion

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:26 PM
Nah, you're crazy.

Lol actually, it's a 10000. Get it right

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:27 PM
the 10 ks have alot more jumpers on the board

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:28 PM
Then google lied to me dammit

Mookie
12-28-2009, 09:28 PM
Ohh jeeze this is great!

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:29 PM
I mean, uh, soundstream lied to me.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:29 PM
yep cause that a soundstream 6500

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:30 PM
Nah, you're crazy.

Lol actually, it's a 10000. Get it right

But for resl and give me honest answer....Are you really in to car audio??

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12-28-2009, 09:31 PM
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Mookie
12-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Of course he is.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:32 PM
imo those amps are junk anyways

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:34 PM
Of course he is.







?:eyebrow:

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:34 PM
imo those amps are junk anyways

So you expected high end from me? Have you learned nothing from the Shamwow and SlapChop?

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:34 PM
6500 watts with one oga input and the 10ks only got one 2 wtf

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:35 PM
And yes, I'm into car audio. Unfortunately I have no money for it, so buy more slapchops dammit!

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:36 PM
top of the line subs im mean slap chops and sh!tty smam wows 20ks

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:37 PM
Hey, I can't afford a high-end R&D department, so I'm just stealin... Uh, using DEI's amplifiers.

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 09:37 PM
hey you said you have a prototype sham wow 20k and a slap chop 18 you already got a bangin setup lol

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:38 PM
I'm expecting high 180's out of this setup.

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:38 PM
And yes, I'm into car audio. Unfortunately I have no money for it, so buy more slapchops dammit!

I would rather buy a 20kw shawwow! How much these go for?? Pm me when you get a chance!

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:40 PM
What is this "PM"? I'm a noob, remember?

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:40 PM
And what's a "Shawwow"?

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:42 PM
What is this "PM"? I'm a noob, remember?

Click on my name ther ^^ and it will say personal messege and hopefully you know the rest! :rolleyes:

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:42 PM
And what's a "Shawwow"?

sorry ment shamwow! lol

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:45 PM
The SHAMWOW 20 kw amp can be yours for just two payments of $600
BUT WAIT!!!
If you order within the next 2 minutes we'll throw in a second 20KW for FREE!!
That's right folks, not 1, but 2 20kw amps can be yours for just 2 payments of $600
BUT THERE'S MORE! We'll even throw in a lifetime supply of shamwows and slapchops!!!!
That's two 20kw amps and a lifetime supply of shamwow's and slapchops all for just 2 easy payments of $600
Act now, this offer won't last!!!

I couldn't figure out how to PM, so deathpenalty18, this is the deal.

deathpenalty18
12-28-2009, 09:47 PM
I couldn't figure out how to PM, so deathpenalty18, this is the deal.
NO u have to pm me! just click on my name dethpenalty18 and like second one says send a privite messege!

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:53 PM
I believe I have completed my first ever PM.

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 09:55 PM
Btw, how was my performance in the rap chop? I thought I sounded like t-pain.

Vince Offer
12-28-2009, 10:04 PM
I wonder if this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA) is marketable...

Billy Mays
12-28-2009, 11:15 PM
Billy Mays here with the fact that no matter what this young punk does, he will never reach my level of amazingness!

That's right *****, I'm posting from heaven!

gtbike900
12-28-2009, 11:20 PM
billy mays i need some kaboom

groundpound4200
12-28-2009, 11:20 PM
Billy Mays here with the fact that no matter what this young punk does, he will never reach my level of amazingness!

That's right *****, I'm posting from heaven!

while drift?

Billy Mays
12-28-2009, 11:29 PM
billy mays i need some kaboom
Sorry, God bought out the last I had.

Billy Mays
12-28-2009, 11:30 PM
while drift?

Of course, everyone's got a Bugatti in heaven

schackel
12-28-2009, 11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo

Billy Mays
12-28-2009, 11:32 PM
Great. Another fake version of me.

Rich B
12-28-2009, 11:34 PM
http://www.talking-cats.com/images/submissions/userSubmissions/nutty_cat_fart_051207.jpg

hornedfrog1985
12-28-2009, 11:34 PM
You are not billy.

Billy Mays
12-28-2009, 11:35 PM
Proof?

Anthonysullivan
12-29-2009, 03:44 PM
Hi anthony sullivan here to back up my mane man billy

05fronty
12-29-2009, 04:00 PM
spam

Anthonysullivan
12-29-2009, 04:04 PM
Beg to differ......

TurdFergueson2
12-29-2009, 04:15 PM
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg


http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1.jpg

I guess you kissed her cause you like the way mixed jizz tastes.....

hornedfrog1985
12-29-2009, 04:36 PM
Look how small his pupils are.

TurdFergueson2
12-29-2009, 04:40 PM
That's the nicest looking wh0re I have ever seen. If I was selling slap chops and sham wows, I might have let her give me a happy ending or something.

05fronty
12-29-2009, 04:42 PM
i'd let her slob my knob

Blue Fury
12-29-2009, 04:48 PM
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&oi=video_result&ct=res&cd=1&ved=0CAoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUWR yj5cHIQA&rct=j&q=slap+chop+remix&ei=THk6S5aiNZHctgPo1qSwBQ&usg=AFQjCNFsaOEBb4gOy71xB8ujMlZ0FdlGnw

DBfan187
12-29-2009, 10:49 PM
I love you slapchop. Homefries made easy!

DBfan187
12-29-2009, 10:50 PM
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Vince Offer
12-29-2009, 10:52 PM
Shhhhhh.....

Mookie
12-29-2009, 10:56 PM
Uh ohh..

modskwod
12-29-2009, 11:00 PM
Oh ****, my secret's out! I'm actually a salesman that beats hookers!