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Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:38 PM
I picked up my German Shepards crap from over the winter this weekend and I have a bag with approx. 10 pounds of **** in it.

As far as I know there is no law that prohibits mailing dog **** to someone and I mentioned a few months ago that I would gladly box it up and mail it to one of our ******* scammers here.

If you have been scammed and want to get back at some ******* PM me with his/her info and I will dump the bag in a box, seal it up nice and tight and ship it over

The only catch is YOU pay the few bucks for "parcel post" shipping or if it is cheaper I can use a "flat rate" box

njaykaplan
03-25-2008, 07:39 PM
I picked up my German Shepards crap from over the winter this weekend and I have a bag with approx. 10 pounds of **** in it.

As far as I know there is no law that prohibits mailing dog **** to someone and I mentioned a few months ago that I would gladly box it up and mail it to one of our ******* scammers here.

If you have been scammed and want to get back at some ******* PM me with his/her info and I will dump the bag in a box, seal it up nice and tight and ship it over

The only catch is YOU pay the few bucks for "parcel post" shipping or if it is cheaper I can use a "flat rate" box

Shipping quote to 33410? Screw scammers, i have horrible neighbors that would get me arrested in a heartbeat.. Can you ship it with no return address for your protection

rollerdj
03-25-2008, 07:42 PM
Shipping quote to 33410? Screw scammers, i have horrible neighbors that would get me arrested in a heartbeat.. Can you ship it with no return address for your protection

i would love to see a pic of them opening up a box full of poo. that would make a great "fail" picture right there.:laugh:

2002XLT
03-25-2008, 07:42 PM
lol, im pretty sure fertilizer is illegal to send through the mail BTW.

Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:43 PM
lol, im pretty sure fertilizer is illegal to send through the mail BTW.

really? how does that one site that sells crap get around it?

i dont want to get in legal trouble for something stupid

2002XLT
03-25-2008, 07:47 PM
really? how does that one site that sells crap get around it?

i dont want to get in legal trouble for something stupid

Well it might be one of those "safety" things. You can still send it but you have to tell them and probably pay a little extra for it to be transported in a certain manner. let me see if i can find out if im right or not..

mavssolja
03-25-2008, 07:49 PM
thats hazardous waste man, can't ship that throught the mail. Think of the bacteria and or disease which postal workers have to handle. But it would be funny

Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:50 PM
only thing i can find is that it might be considered a "biohazard" and i would need to get a permit:(

screw that i will just leave it on my ex's doorstep

mapolley07
03-25-2008, 07:51 PM
seal it up tight so there is no smell and then the mail people will never have to know. just use no return address and you will be fine

Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:51 PM
ya screw it, sale off, guess i jumped the gun

last thing i need ais a scammer trying to scam me by saying it made them sick when they opened it

Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:52 PM
seal it up tight so there is no smell and then the mail people will never have to know. just use no return address and you will be fine

only problem is i have this nice thread as evidence;)

and with my luck they would go all CSI and dna test my dog and the **** so they could sue me

2002XLT
03-25-2008, 07:53 PM
ya, thats what i was thinking, biohazard waste.

Scoobydoo
03-25-2008, 07:54 PM
well it was a fun idea while it lasted, i'm gonna go get drunk as i always do when my dreams are shattered

2002XLT
03-25-2008, 07:55 PM
lol, sorry scoob, wouldnt wantcha to get in any trouble!

mapolley07
03-25-2008, 07:58 PM
to tell you the truth I highly doubt that anyone would exert the effort to track you down and nail you for mailing dog **** to someone. i think the police would refuse to even file a report because there would be no way to really track you down.

it wouldn't be worth the effort it would take to get you. but if you are really keen on shipping something, mail me the case of beer you were going to drink tonight

sampson
03-25-2008, 08:22 PM
lol thats some funny *** **** right here. Would be ****ing priceless to see some ******* scammer open the box up.

benchambers80
03-25-2008, 08:47 PM
I will take 2, 20lbs, How much Plus shipping to 78041.

snb778
03-25-2008, 09:05 PM
10lbs is nothin!!

I dunno where your from, but snow is on the ground for up to 4 months here in Chicago... There isnt a square foot area WITHOUT **** on it in my yard after winter... Fill probably 2-3 garbage bags just because its all wet..... best time to do it (this is key) is once the snow melts, but it is still frozen... MUCH easier to clean up.

POOP

jer_stud56
03-25-2008, 09:16 PM
**** in a box?

djman37
03-25-2008, 10:07 PM
i'll pay the shipping to ITB.

hoxie08
03-25-2008, 10:09 PM
lol, im pretty sure fertilizer is illegal to send through the mail BTW.

you can buy ammonium nitrate on ebay....

hoxie08
03-25-2008, 10:11 PM
lol thats some funny *** **** right here. Would be ****ing priceless to see some ******* scammer open the box up.

or have someone set up a trade with a known scammer and mail them the box of ****.